Afternoon Craziness

The King says “have it his way”

Is this a real photo?

real or CGI?

Q: How do you tell the difference between a liberal and a conservative? A: Easy. Watch a man drowning fifty feet offshore.

The conservative will throw out 25 feet of rope and shout “swim for it!”

The liberal will toss out 50 feet of rope, drop his own end, and go off to do another good deed

The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced that they were going to start using Democrats instead of rats in their experiments. Naturally, the Democratic National Committee was outraged and filed suit, but NIH presented some compelling reasons for the switch:

1) NIH lab assistants become very attached to their rats. This emotional involvement was interfering with the research being conducted. No such attachment could form for a Democrat.
2) Democrats breed faster.
3) Democrats are much cheaper to care for and PETA won’t object regardless of the experiment.
4) There are some things even rats won’t do.

Drawbacks: It is difficult to extrapolate test results to human beings.

A veggie only diet works wonders

Video: Stupid PETA

Anchors away

I told Stacy I would work this one in. “Anchors aweigh, my boys, anchors aweigh.” Heh!

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6 Responses to “Afternoon Craziness”

  1. Stacy says:

    Heh. I know I feel thin now.

    I’ve seen the vid with the models before. Good thing that chick has her looks to depend on.

  2. 123beta says:

    Afternoon Craziness…

    43 Open Trackback parties and counting……

  3. darthcrUSAderworldtour2007 says:

    WT, you made me lose my appetite for a minute! Sir I woke up for a shot of coffee and my SBP – Sorta Blogless Pin-Up – when your Pin-Up of Rosie O’Donnell at the 1992 Democratic Convention made me lose my appetite! But then my Patriotic Buccaneer rebounded with a beautiful Elias twisted wrister into the net with the nurse pin-up!
    Temperature taken, shakened and stirred!
    Happy Holy Season of Lent: the period of fasting from Ash Wednesday to EASTER for CHRISTIANS in the USA, 76%, and all over the world at 30%! The Islamomaniacs have their ramadan, and WE have our Holy Season of Lent, Palm Sunday, Good Friday, Holy Saturday, Easter Sunday and Easter Monday.
    Hey Mullah Cimoc, Happy Holy Season of Lent in the name of God the Father of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob, the Son and the Holy Spirit…Lord, deliver U.S. from evil,and Let’s Roll! PS: Though WE are NY Giants fans, my son’s Bucs are excited about their new QB’s with Garcia and Plummer! The Eagles blew it and did not resign Garcia. Maybe that’s why in 41 Superbowls, Philly doesn’t have a Superbowl RING and are 0-2 in them (1980/2005)!

  4. Considering the title, “Stupid PETA,” the message below, “Not Eating Meat Decreases Brain Cells,” and the fact that these women certainly do not represent the animal rights movement, and/or PETA; it would appear that eating meat creates blindly ignorant conservatives Mr. Teach. Again, parallels only understood at the “Pirates Cove.”

    It was an excellent attempt at humor however, I am certain that your regulars found much laughter in the piece.

  5. darthcrUSAderworldtour2007 says:

    W.T. Phone Home – The Peta bread loonies should kiss our Roman Cadillac’s butts WT because on Fridays, we abstain from eating meat! But nooooooo, they bash Christians 24-7 and are more concerned for a cow or chicken than 47 million aborted HUMAN BEINGS since 1973 buddy! Yes, it’s the Dark Ages all over again. “Sir Lord Vader, mount your white steed ‘Crusader VIII’ and slay the evil non-believers and enemies of our Kingdom of Righteousness!” Let’s Roll!!

  6. Come on, Alex, lighten up.

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