Hooray: Michelle Obama Ruins Halloween In Philly

It’s funny. Liberals tell us that government can have no rules, no regulations, no laws, nor restrictions on abortion. Choice! Reproductive freedom! Hands off our uterus’! Of course, when it comes to almost everything other than baby killing…

(The Blaze) The Philadelphia Veterans Affairs office announced Wednesday that it would hold a Halloween parade on Friday for children of VA employees, but warned employees not to hand out any candy or sweets to the kids.

Instead, the VA said the day care center in the office has “joined First Lady Michelle Obama’s Let’s Move Program,” which means the kids should be given things other than candy.

“Please help us teach our children to make healthy food choices!!” the VA said in an email to employees.

“If you would like to hand out treats during the parade, please give healthy snacks such as pretzels, raisins, granola bars and sliced apples,” it said. “NO CANDY PLEASE!”

“You may want to consider gifts such as pencils, crayons and rings instead of snacks,” it added.

No mention as to whether councilors will be provided after the kids freak out and start crying over Halloween being ruined by Michelle Obama, who typically fails to follow the guidelines for herself and family.

BTW, here’s the lunch menu for Obama’s kids at the Sidwell School for Halloween

Snack: Yogurt Variety
Pumpkin Soup
Pesto Pasta Salad
Halloween Chili
Veggie Halloween Chili
Roasted Butternut Squash
Basmati Rice
Caramel Candy Apples

Caramel, huh? Kids eat better than those who suffer ender Michelle’s healthy food push.

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6 Responses to “Hooray: Michelle Obama Ruins Halloween In Philly”

  1. John says:

    Teach is still angry that the gummit stopped letting kids smoke ciggies and made them wear seat nelts

  2. Friday morning links

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  3. Nighthawk says:

    John is angry because he couldn’t spin the article in a way to make his heroes look good so instead just throws out off topic BS.

  4. dcjuggler says:

    A memo like that would only encourage me to hand out extra candy to the kids.

  5. Maunalani says:

    >>”pretzels, raisins, granola bars and sliced apples.”<>“You may want to consider gifts such as pencils, crayons and rings instead of snacks,” it added.<<

    Pocket-sized versions of Das Kapital or Mao's Little Red Book would also be appropriate.

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