Warmist Points To 5 Ancient Monsters Killed Off By Hotcoldwetdry

Get ready for the 6th great extinction because you refuse to give up your fossil fueled vehicle

These 5 Ancient Monsters Couldn’t Survive Climate Change, So How Can We?

So we have

  1. Gigantopithecus, which “ruled the trees till 100,000 years ago, when climate changes wiped out their food supplies”.. Yeah, that was during an ice age. Purely natural.
  2. Arthropleura armata, which “died out about 300 million years ago when the Permian period dropped oxygen levels and wilted tropical habitats into deserts.” Yeah, natural again, where all the continents were joined.
  3. Entelodont, which died out 5 million years ago as “global cooling transformed tropical forests to open grasslands.” Cooling again.
  4. Neanderthals, which “disappeared about 10,000 years ago”, because they were supposedly too stupid to survive the completely natural change from ice age to a really nice climate.
  5. Brontosaurus, which is perfect, since there was no such creature, so, using a made up creature to highlight a made up issue. Perfect.

But, dooooooom

Enjoy our limited engagement. Savor a steak. Grab a beer. Check out some nature. Humans are blazing trails in a mad rush for Earth’s 6th mass extinction, exhausting forests and fisheries while poisoning air, soil, and water. Greenhouse gasses strip ozone, launch dangerous weather patterns, and drive global climate change into impending planetary desertification. Our species doesn’t breed the collective will to reverse worldwide destruction, let alone overpopulation.

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3 Responses to “Warmist Points To 5 Ancient Monsters Killed Off By Hotcoldwetdry”

  1. Gumball_Brains says:

    Greenhouse gasses strip ozone, launch dangerous weather patterns, and drive global climate change into impending planetary desertification.

    Dear sweet Jesus. Someone needs to call the White-Coats on this doofus.

    Nothing at all in this rant is even the smallest part scientifically valid. But, am sure it would make the ignorant like John throw up his(?) hands and scream about forcing others to change their eating patterns. or “NO GUNS FOR CLIMATE CHANGE!!!!”

  2. Wait, you expected science from a Warmists?

    Looks like the graphic went extinct, too. I probably need to move them to my own account, surely whacking their limited bandwidth

  3. Gumball_Brains says:

    Protect GAIA From Warming, Don’t Buy Shoes!
    Save The Whales, Don’t Plunge Your Toilet!
    Protect The Spotted Owls, Don’t Exhale!
    Stop Continental Drift, Unplug Your Computer!
    Save Antartic Ice, Don’t Stack Over 3 Feet High!

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