Well, my first guess would be something like “I do not like green crack and Meth, I do not like them beth I am.” Or, perhaps “I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells” (that one is a straight quote)
(Grist) Late last year, I wrote about the dominance of the tragic “Lorax narrative†in environmental reporting. It made me wonder: How would Dr. Seuss himself tackle climate change? After all, the story of climate change is muddy and complex, and its real drama is both geographically distant (if you’re lucky) and years in the future (ditto) —in other words, it lacks most of the ingredients that make any narrative memorable.
My guess is that the good doctor wouldn’t try to hide these problems. He wrote for kids, but he wasn’t afraid of complexity. He might even put the scientific, political, and personal knottiness of climate change at the heart of his story.
You really have to head over for a good laugh as the Warmist channels Dr. Seuss in attempting to prop up a dying cult, one which isn’t taking to kindly for me calling for them to walk the talk.
