Brain Eating Amoeba’s Are A Ramification Of Globull Warming

Have you heard about the two children who recently died as a result of a brain eating amoeba? Of course, there has to be a globull warming link, ya know, as Planetsave’s Zachary Shahan shamelessly tells us

A deadly, brain-eating amoeba has killed at least one boy and one girl recently. The amoeba proliferates at high water temperatures. Water temperatures are higher than normal due to human-caused global warming. Connect the dots.

Seriously, have climate scientists not predicted more and more problems such as this due to global warming, which is without any doubt due to human greenhouse gas emissions? Still, I imagine, like me, you are a little surprised to hear about a brain-eating amoeba that is thriving in warm and stagnant waters, swimming up children’s and and teenagers’ noses, and eating away at their brains (primary amoebic meningoencephalitis is the technical term). (snip)


Yet another thing to watch out for in a warming world.

Or, we could go back to the beginning of the Little Ice Age when the Black Plague was running rampant.

These people are shameless and just plain nuts.

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4 Responses to “Brain Eating Amoeba’s Are A Ramification Of Globull Warming”

  1. Stix says:

    Brain Slugs

  2. Heh!

    But, all glory to the Hypnobama, er, hypnotoad.

  3. Stix says:

    He is a shoe in to win the GOP primary

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