Know Anyone Who Needs An “Anti-Stupid” Pill?

Oh, I can think of quite a few people. Approx 59 million (story from al-Reuters. No photos, though)

A German scientist has been testing an "anti-stupidity" pill with encouraging results on mice and fruit flies, Bild newspaper reported Saturday.

It said Hans-Hilger Ropers, director at Max-Planck-Institute for Molecular Genetics in Berlin, has tested a pill thwarting hyperactivity in certain brain nerve cells, helping stabilize short-term memory and improve attentiveness.

"With mice and fruit flies we were able to eliminate the loss of short-term memory," Ropers, 62, is quoted saying in the German newspaper, which has dubbed it the "world's first anti-stupidity pill."

How soon till the pills are available for surrender monkeys? First up will be Kerry, Kennedy, Murtha, Pelosi, Fiengold, McCain, Voinnavitch, Conyers, cBS News, all members of the DU, the Daily Kosbat, and (never)MoveOn.

Plenty more could be added to the list. Who do you recommend?

Cause the Prozac just ain't working


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3 Responses to “Know Anyone Who Needs An “Anti-Stupid” Pill?”

  1. Maggie says:

    Horrors! Kerry’s head on Kennedy’s body!

    And you forgot, my new favorite,
    Cynthia McKinney.

  2. Ogre says:

    I think liberals will have an auto-immunity to this sort of pill. It just won’t work.

  3. William Teach says:

    I figured McKinney is so far gone, that she could not be helped.

    Ogre, you are probably right, sadly.

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