Easter comes but once a year
     But when it does, we all know its here
     Children filling themselves with chocolate
     Dad’s down the pub for a pint of beer!
     We go to the church for the wine and bread
     Dad’s half asleep, and jerking his head
     Baby sister is here too, munching away
     On the free easter egg that the Priest gave us today
     But remember we must, that the Lord died for us
     And ascended into heaven to give us fresh lives
     For each and every one of us
