Daily Archives: January 26, 2005

I Thought Hillary Was Playing Conservative?

All the talk of Cankles Clinton remaking herself into a Conservative, or at least moderate, Demorat, are just that: talk. She can make herself out to be what she isn’t, but when push comes to shove, she shows her true colors (Socialist Pink): Sen. Hillary Rodham Moonbat Clinton complained the Bush administration is shortchanging family […]

Luckiest Man of the Week

Perhaps I should have created a new category called "HOLY COW!!!!!!!!!!!!" for this story: A medical examiner studying a body in a morgue was shocked when he saw the man take a shallow breath. Larry Green was removed from the morgue at the Franklin County Sheriff’s Department and taken to Duke University Medical Center in […]

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