The Democratic Leadership?

Hmmm, let’s see. Who are the most vocal Democrats as of late?

First, we have Ted "hiccup" Kennedy. Now there’s a great role model. A man who let a woman drown, then got his friends and family to cover it up. Do any Demorats understand Chappaquiddick?

Batting second we have Robert KKK Byrd. A former Kleagle with the Ku Klux Klan and avowed racist. Again, a great role mode. What better man to trot up to question a black woman? A man who once said:

"After about a year, I became disinterested, quit paying my dues, and dropped my membership in the organization. During the nine years that have followed, I have never been interested in the Klan."

Nothing about giving up his racist attitudes. Especially since he voted against the Civil Rights Act of 1964.

Batting third we have John Kerry. A man who admitted he was a war criminal. A man who met with representatives of North Vietnam and the Viet Cong in Paris, without US government sanction. A man who lied on the record on the Senate floor regarding his activities in Cambodia, a place he never went. We know his hit list.

And, batting cleanup, we have Barbara Boxer. A Senator who has long pushed heavily for women’s rights. There are so many different issues regarding women’s rights that she has pushed for, it is needless to even provide a link. Just search Yahoo or Google, and you will find plenty. We now have her attacking Condi Rice to score cheap political points, abandoning all her long held beliefs.

Bravo, Dems, Bravo. An all start lineup. We could have Hillary "Cankles" Clinton play catcher. Gore could be the pitcher, always need some craziness on the mound. Dean could come out in relief. Conyers out in left field. Anymore suggestions for the lineup?

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2 Responses to “The Democratic Leadership?”

  1. the Pirate says:

    Deep down Hillary really wants to be the pitcher.

  2. Can she be the Closer that Kerry wasn’t? 😉

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