Daily Archives: September 18, 2004

Where’s the gun, John?

Does John “it is such a shame that the Assault Weapon Ban expired and I forgot that I, as a US Senator, could do something” Kerry own a Chinese assault rifle? Does Sen. John F. Kerry really own a “Communist Chinese assault rifle,” as he suggested in an interview in the latest edition of Outdoor […]

2 Books

PROBLEM: Two books are for sale. Which to buy? “Titanic” or “My Life” by Bill Clinton? Titanic: $29.99 Clinton: $29.99 Titanic: Over 3 hours to read Clinton: Over 3 hours to read Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, […]

Dan Rather Most Trusted To Forge Document, Poll Says

CBS news anchor Dan Rather is America’s most trusted news anchor to forge documents or assist in forgery, according to a new poll. The survey, conducted by independent researchers, concluded the American people “overwhelmingly” approve Rather’s forgery skills over his two main counterparts, ABC anchor Peter Jennings and NBC anchor Tom Brokaw. Poll results showed […]

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