Snap! Al Gore Accused Of Criminal Sexual Misconduct

It all starts with the National Enquirer

In a bombshell new development in the AL GORE sex scandal — broken EXCLUSIVELY earlier today by The ENQUIRER — the Oregon District Attorney says there’s “the possibility of a criminal prosecution.”

In a statement just released by Multnomah County (OR.) D.A. Michael D. Schrunk, the official reveals that “our office was notified by the Portland Police Bureau that further investigation of this matter had been conducted by it in 2009 and we were provided with the reports from that further investigation.”

Schrunk goes on to add: “If the complainant and the Portland Police Bureau wish to pursue the possibility of a criminal prosecution, additional investigation by the Bureau will be necessary and will be discussed with the Portland Police Bureau.”

Lest one think “oh, it’s just the National Enquirer,” remember, they were 100% correct about John Edwards, and, oh, look, there is an actual police report, via the Washington Post, below the fold

Portland Police Bureau report on Al Gore

The big question is, was the masseuse using “green” products?

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2 Responses to “Snap! Al Gore Accused Of Criminal Sexual Misconduct”

  1. fozzy says:

    Actually, the National Enquirer reporters are the best investigative journalists in America. They are looked down on because their subject matter is rather tawdry; are Heidi and Spencer breaking up?, is Jessica Alba pregnant? But they do go out and get the story unlike the respectable journalists at the NYT who just wait for a White House source to call them and ‘leak’ the whole story to them.

  2. Trish says:

    Lil’ Johnny Edwards story was the first time I gave them credit; but now a days the National Enquirer seems to be the only newspaper who hire people to actually DO any investigating!
    Still, Al Gore and sexual misconduct in the same sentence, is disturbing!

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