Category Archives: Seasonal Humor

Crazy Christmas Stuff

Let's start with the Christmas (and Christian) hating ACLU: County workers raised a festive tree at the Kalana O Maui Building Wednesday with just five days to go before Christmas, after receiving a letter from the American Civil Liberties Union warning that the existing holiday display of a Hanukkah menorah was unconstitutional. The letter threatened […]

Holiday Humor: 379.1 PPM

Roaming through the BBC, I found a humorous article on global warming, er, climate change, which is all freaked out about this The steady rise in atmospheric levels of the greenhouse gases blamed for climate change shows no signs of abating, a UN agency has announced. The atmospheric concentration of carbon dioxide rose by about […]

Holiday Humor: Rudolphs Top Ten Complaints, Plus Orgasm’s!

Drum roll, please 10. Forced to work other 364 days of the year as a landing light at LaGuardia9.  Santa gets warmed up with every gift stop, while team freeze asses off, up on roof tops8.  Santa often heard to mumble: "What I really need is venison helper not little helpers."7.  Despite the same cherry […]

Jingle Cats!

[gv data=”zooemgWzhIM”][/gv] Linkadoodled to The Right Nation, Rightwing Guy, Perri Nelson’s Website, Stuck On Stupid, The Random Yak, , and Pursuing Holiness, Super Basil’s Blogrolling, with a thanks to Linkfest Haven Deluxe. Looks like Soapbox is having some issues. Replaced with Youtube version.

Seasonal Humor: Dems Reminder of First 100 Days

They are so cute when they are making jokes There has been a tremendous amount of talk about the first 100 hours of the Democratic House of Representatives. Here's a reminder: Included in House Democrats' first 100 legislative hours are: Draining the swamp — break the link between lobbyists and legislation and commit to pay-as-you-go […]

Politically Correct 12 Days Of Christmas

An oldy but goody, no clue who wrote it originally, as been around so long On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival,my potential-acquaintance-rape-survivor gave to me, TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming. ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 18-member pit orchestra made up of members in good standing of the […]

Christmas Facts and Thanks

Things you never wanted to really know but are going to anyway The U.S. has 78 people registered under S. Claus and one under Kriss Kringle December is the most popular month for nose jobs. Weight of Santa's sleigh loaded with one Beanie Baby for every kid on earth: 333,333 tons. Number of reindeers required […]

Clinton Tried To Kill Santa

Yup, this is a retread, but, damn, it is still funny! [gv data=”FfHrvlb20lA”][/gv]

Holiday Humor-Liberal PC Greetings

Happy Solstice, Happy Hanukkah, Merry Christmas, Happy Kwanza     Sorry for the delay…our Legal Department just approved the following Holiday Greeting:     Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday(tm), practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of […]

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