Holiday Humor: Rudolphs Top Ten Complaints, Plus Orgasm’s!

Drum roll, please

10. Forced to work other 364 days of the year as a landing light at LaGuardia
9.  Santa gets warmed up with every gift stop, while team freeze asses off, up on roof tops
8.  Santa often heard to mumble: "What I really need is venison helper not little helpers."
7.  Despite the same cherry red nose, Santa refuses to admit Rudolf is illegitimate son
6.  Rudolph replaced this year with a GPS receiver
5.  Santa now demands sizable cut from Reindeer Games
4.  Not allowed Veterinarian of choice in HMO plan
3.  Traditional "Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen! On, Comet! on Cupid! on, Donder and Blitzen!" replaced with: "Get Your Antlered Asses In Gear!"
2.  Santa's habit of putting on extra pounds, just before they have to haul his ass all over the Globe
 — And Rudolf's Number One Complaint About Santa —
1.  Mandatory Spay-Neuter Policy

Speaking of humor, as mentioned back on November 20th, today is Global Orgasm For Peace Day. Silly libs. Ogre has more.

 

However, did you know that an orgasm can give you a headache?

And, for those who are off today, how about some orgasm faces? NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!! You have been warned.

The ever lovely Stacy has her game face on.

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  2. It figures MSNBC would have a story like that!

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