Category Archives: Enviroweenies

National Science Foundation More Like National P0rn Foundation

Hey, maybe this is why we get so many rediculous and idiotic climate alarmist reports Employee misconduct investigations, often involving workers accessing pornography from their government computers, grew sixfold last year inside the taxpayer-funded foundation that doles out billions of dollars of scientific research grants, according to budget documents and other records obtained by The […]

Envirowackos Have An Issue With Your Delicate Posterior

If they have their way, afternoons of watching football with beer and hot wings will end There is a battle for America’s behinds. It is a fight over toilet paper: the kind that is blanket-fluffy and getting fluffier so fast that manufacturers are running out of synonyms for “soft” (Quilted Northern Ultra Plush is the […]

Climate Pr0n Today: UFO’s, Freeman, Not Sure

It’s just that kind of a prOn Tuesday. Climate Resistance has a big article up about the tipping point for the climate porn industry, starting with the silliness pushed by Indendent regarding open sea passages in the Artic. Meanwhile, UFO Prophet Warns of Devastating Events in 2012 Recently published information by a Swiss man foretells […]

All You Fatties Are A National Security Risk

Lunatics of all stripes Health care experts, including two former U.S. Surgeons General, said on Wednesday said that obesity has reached epidemic proportions and is a threat to security in the United States and abroad. “Obesity is not just a health issue,” said Richard Carmona, who served as surgeon general in the George W. Bush […]

Sierra Club Pitches Hissy Fit At US Chamber Of Commerce Over Climate Trial

The Chamber has the Sierra Club running like the little Nancy girls all liberals are with their Climate Trial idea. The Sierra Club now has a petition calling for companies to resign their memberships in the Chamber if they do not drop the idea. This is the letter that will be sent (well, email, probably) to […]

US Chamber Of Commerce: Put AGW On Trial. Also, No Nudes!

I guess the science isn’t settled The nation’s largest business lobby wants to put the science of global warming on trial. The U.S. Chamber of Commerce, trying to ward off potentially sweeping federal emissions regulations, is pushing the Environmental Protection Agency to hold a rare public hearing on the scientific evidence for man-made climate change. […]

Next Envirowacko Scare Threat – Reduction Of Oxygen

And, guess who is at fault? New research shows oxygen depletion in the atmosphere has been accelerating since 2003, coinciding with the biofuels boom. Yup, Mankind. The Institute of Science in Society (SiS) which published the research says that climate policies that focus exclusively on carbon sequestration could be disastrous for all oxygen-breathing organisms including […]

AGW Stupidity: Vilsack Blames Trees Dying On Climate Change

An AGW promoter driving down Scaremonger Lane? The hell you say! U.S. Secretary of Agriculture Tom Vilsack defended efforts by the Obama administration and Democrats in Congress to pass climate change legislation, saying: “I start from the proposition that climate change is real. I know some disagree.” In an appearance Wednesday at the Iowa State […]

Berserker Wednesday: Howard Dean And The Evil Ice Cream Man

It seems that every time Howard Dean shows up on the national stage, there is an impulse to tell him “dude, chill. You are losing you mind.” But, then, everyone reflects for a second or two and realizes that happened long ago. He’s like your Mom’s brother, who never got married and shows up every […]

No, Really, The Exotic Vacation Trip Was About AGW

Anyone ever notice that some of the biggest supporters of anthropogenic global warming seem to be the biggest CO2 offenders? Traveling all around the globe in private jets, taking limo’s, staying at fancy hotels, having power hog homes, and, oh, let’s not forget all great vacation locations and other areas of interest they head to. Remember […]

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