Category Archives: Unhinged Tools

America’s National Parks Are Raaaaacist Or Something

July 2, 2020 – 7:59 am

There is a continuing amount of serious Hot Takes going on, as you all know. All which heavily deflect from the actual issue of police reform, right? While speaking with a black person I know last week, I mentioned that all these white liberals were basically attempting to speak for blacks, like mom calling the […]

By William Teach 3 Comments

Lego Joins “Anti-Hate” Facebook Boycott Campaign

July 1, 2020 – 1:00 pm

On one hand, Facebook is garbage. On the other, they are trying to resist the forces of Ultra Wokeness coming after them. On the 3rd hand, they’ve empowered the forces of Wokeness, but, they never anticipated that those forces would grow stronger, more crazy, and more demanding. They dug their own hole. And Lego has […]

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Forget Social Distancing And Cops Quitting, The Important Issue Is Dungeons And Dragons

June 29, 2020 – 7:45 am

As the world passes 10 million cases of Bat Soup Virus and 500,000 deaths, social distancing took a hit (The Blaze) June is Pride month, and June 28 is a celebrated day in LGBTQ history as it is the anniversary of the Stonewall Rebellion in New York City on June 28, 1969. Most cities have […]

By William Teach Also posted in Special Snowflake Syndrome 12 Comments

Coke Suspends Social Media Advertising To Pressure Tech Companies To Censor Users

June 27, 2020 – 7:12 am

It took a while to get to the heart of why Coke is suspending advertising for a bit, but, it, hey, if they want to call for private companies to censor users, maybe it’s time to boycott Coke Coca-Cola announces pause on all social media advertising Coca-Cola announced on Friday that it is pausing its […]

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Disney To Redo Splash Mountain

June 25, 2020 – 7:47 pm

Remember when I mentioned on June 11th that the #CancelCulture nutters were coming after Disney’s Splash Mountain, because it “is based on the 1946 movie “Song of the South” that critics say is one of Disney’s most racist films.” Not that the kids who ride it know or care, they just want to be entertained […]

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Cancel Culture Is Coming After The National Anthem (Again)

June 25, 2020 – 10:30 am

They’ve tried before. Will they succeed this time? Will they push hard for this? It’s great how a Lindsay Parker, editor in chief of Yahoo Music, wants to censor music Why it might be time to finally replace ‘The Star-Spangled Banner’ with a new national anthem In an increasingly antiracist era when problematic iconography — […]

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Lunatics Plan To Tear Down Emancipation Memorial, Crazy Democrat Introduces Legislation To Take It Down

June 24, 2020 – 8:14 am

Everything is bad and must be torn down, you know. These no-longer protesters because they are using violence are pledging to tear the memorial down today Petition calls for removal of Emancipation Statue in Capitol Hill’s Lincoln Park; Some fight to protect it As the debate over confederate statues and other monuments continues to heat […]

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Seattle Proclaims It’s Time For The IdiotZone To Go

June 23, 2020 – 10:30 am

And residents are wondering why it took so long Residents near Seattle’s CHOP ask what took city so long to move to break up protest Residents who live near Seattle’s “police-free” zone called CHOP –­ “Capitol Hill Organized Protest” – expressed relief after Mayor Jenny Durkan announced Monday that city officials are working to end […]

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Fortnite Removes Police Cars From Game

June 22, 2020 – 10:30 am

The crazy continues Fortnite has quietly removed police cars Last week, Fortnite fans noticed police cars could no longer be found on the game’s map. The change, reported on at the time by Kotaku, appeared to have been made at the same time as Fortnite’s new season. Fans on reddit noticed police cars dotted around the […]

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Cancel Culture: Spartans, Yale, And Teddy Roosevelt

June 22, 2020 – 6:51 am

It just doesn’t stop. They won’t stop. Even if their own stuff gets whacked, they won’t stop San Jose State joins #CancelCulture. Will the students and alumni Comply? https://t.co/P9wJy9Lnk2 pic.twitter.com/4KWsf7VwA1 — William Teach2 ??????? #refuseresist (@WTeach2) June 22, 2020 Seriously, the folks at 4Chan who came up with the joke on the OK sign have […]

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