Category Archives: Unhinged Tools

When You Really, Really Want Teh Stupid, Al Gore Is Available

November 18, 2009 – 10:00 am

The smartest, most important scientist of our time, Al Gore, really, truly brings Teh Stupid during an appearence on that ultra scientific show with that triple PhD host, The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien (via John Derbyshire at The Corner) Conan: Now, what about … you talk in the book about geothermal energy … Al: […]

By William Teach Also posted in AGW Scaremongering, Climahypocrites, Global Warming 5 Comments

If Abortion Funding Is Banned: Life In DUmmie World

November 11, 2009 – 8:00 am

Just to make sure you are starting your day with your eyes popped open and your jaw on the floor, I bring you Da Cwazy from a DUmmie calling herself (maybe himself, it is a DUmmie, after all,) Liberty Belle IF ABORTION FUNDS ARE BANNED, THESE SHOULD BE BANNED TO…. The ban on federal funds […]

By William Teach Also posted in Liberal World 2 Comments

Excitable Chucky Now Has A Problem With “America Is Good”

November 1, 2009 – 4:02 pm

During the years, I have been involved in conversations about what, exactly, Derangement Syndrome is, as I am sure you have. Remember, this is what Charles Krauthammer had to say Bush Derangement Syndrome: the acute onset of paranoia in otherwise normal people in reaction to the policies, the presidency — nay — the very existence […]

By William Teach 2 Comments

Is It Any Wonder CNN Is In Last Place? Joy Behar Goes Moonbat

October 27, 2009 – 8:47 am

In the war of words that the White House started, Fox News is up 9%. And CNN? They’ve dropped 68% in prime time. And they are dead last among cable news networks, including Headline News. Ratings should get really fun when they start including the cable business news networks. So, what to do? Let Crazy […]

By William Teach Also posted in Barry Obama, Beyond Moonbat, Democrats, Obamanuts 4 Comments

Protein Wisdom Joins Excitable Chucky’s Hit List As Charles Goes Stalker

October 17, 2009 – 11:41 am

The Worlds Most Scientific Blogger and Only Sane Person On The Intrawebz continues to show exactly why he is Mad King Charles Here’s a comment posted yesterday by white supremacist blogger Robert Stacy McCain at loony wingnut blog Protein Wisdom, in a thread started by one of McCain’s supporters: Kathleen Parker’s top picks for GOP […]

By William Teach 2 Comments

Sniffle. Excitable Chucky Brings Da Whine

October 15, 2009 – 3:06 pm

Seriously, it is just too easy. When everything is major league nuttbaggery, it gets rather hard to differentiate and pick something to excerpt and make fun of. Even the DU, Kos, Crooks and Liars, and Andrew Sullivan, among others, tend to at least stay in the realm of “just a normal moonbat” most of the […]

By William Teach 7 Comments

Crooks And Liars Provides Proof For Why Liberal Radio And TV Fails

October 3, 2009 – 7:51 am

And does it with a bit of Beck Derangement Syndrome Glenn Beck’s sobbing secrets revealed: A little Vicks Vaporub gets the tears flowing (A video of Beck dabbing on Vicks Vapor Rub) This was too funny to pass up. We’ve known all along that Glenn Beck is a two-bit phony. Now we see how Glenn […]

By William Teach Also posted in Barking Moonbats 2 Comments

Tim Blair Smacks Around Little Green Goofballs

October 1, 2009 – 11:12 am

Tim Blair highlights then and now regarding Excitable Chucky Excitable Chucky gets all excitable and says Tim is cherry picking Tim Blair updates his post with a triple play of then’s and now’s. Excitable Chucky’s response, not mentioned in his post? He denies Tim access to Little Green Footballs Forbidden You don’t have permission to […]

By William Teach Also posted in Weblogs 3 Comments

Sigh. Proving That There Are Wackos On Both Sides Of The Aisle

September 30, 2009 – 7:50 am

I really wanted to go with “Clowns To The Left Of Me, Jokers To The Right,” then I noticed that Cassandra already used that headline. I also wanted to use a different word instead of wackos, but, hey, trying to keep it family friendly since this is being cross posted. Oh, well. Flipping a coin, […]

By William Teach Also posted in Beyond Moonbat, Democrats, GOP 1 Comment

The Cult Of Obama Prays To The One. Creepy

September 29, 2009 – 4:48 pm

As Jim Hoft writes, it’s a cult (via Breitbart) Voluntary prayer in school? Forget it. Saying The Pledge of Allegiance? Are you on crack? Crosses and the 10 Commandments on public land? That’s a paddling. Praying to Obama? Hey, that is OK in Liberal World. Others: Michelle Malkin, Hot Air, theblogprof, Atlas Shrugs, The Sundries […]

By William Teach Also posted in Barking Moonbats, Obamanuts 4 Comments
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