A Friendly Reminder That The Planet Is Melting Or Something

It’s these kinds of unhinged screeds that make it hard to take the Cult of Climastrology seriously

Your friendly reminder the Planet is melting – Last 400 months were all warmer-than-average global temperatures

NOAA just confirmed the last 400 months were all warmer-than-average global temperatures…

For 400 months in a row, our planet has been unusually hot
Our overheating planet just reached another staggering — maybe even astronomical — new milestone.

In a report out Thursday, NOAA confirmed that April was the 400th consecutive month of warmer-than-average global temperatures. The last month cooler than the 20th century average was December 1984, back in the days of big hair and Michael Jackson’s “Thriller.”

We’ve come a long way since then. Somehow, though, we’re still debating whether human activity is behind the warmer atmosphere, not to mention what the hell we’re going to do about it.

Either the last 400 months were all an incredible coincidence — we’ll get to that in a second — or something else is going on. I’m thinking it’s the latter.

I’ve rather ignored the pointless silliness on 400 months, something most Skeptics have ignored, a claim involving 33.33 years. It’s a silly argument, and utterly made up. Especially when the same people who are making these prognostications are the ones controlling the data. And you have articles that blow this talking point away, like

Of course, Warmists will say “but, this is just the U.S.!!!!! If we look at temps around the world, it means melting!”

Warnings Australia is in for its coldest winter ON RECORD bringing heavy rain and snowfall – so book your trip to the slopes now

Many places around the world had below average winters. And cooler than normal summers. And not in just 2018. So, there is, statistically, no way that ever single one of those 400 months were above the average, even when said average is typically from 1961 to 1990, a period of cooling (61-78) and warming (79-90). And, even so, we’re only talking about tenths and hundreds of a degree.

And, still no proof of anthropogenic causation.

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6 Responses to “A Friendly Reminder That The Planet Is Melting Or Something”

  1. Jeffery says:

    TEACH typed, ignorantly: there is, statistically, no way that every single one of those 400 months was above the average

    Au contraire. That’s the power of statistics! The average for each month collects all the data from around the Earth, not just data you prefer to use. So if it was cooler than average in Australia (< 2% surface), or the US (2% of surface) it could well be much warmer than average in Siberia.

    Are you claiming now that the data are faked? Seems desperate.

    How are they faking Arctic melting?

    • formwiz says:

      Ever hear of lies, damned lies, and statistics?

      Statistics can be cooked so easily, it’s a laugh. Especially, the Ozero NOAA.

  2. Jeffery says:

    Perhaps your ignorant and authoritarian POS will just shut down NOAA. He’s already ordered them to stop measuring CO2 levels.

    Skeptics? Skeptical of science.

  3. Jeffery says:

    TEACH whined: “but, this is just the U.S.!!!!!

    His third citation wasn’t the US it was only Michigan. “It was cold in Michigan in April, proving global warming is a scam!”

    In St. Louis we had a colder than average April and record highs in May.

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