Hey, Ladies, New Study Proves Men Aren’t Pigs

The question is, does the study prove us menfolk are liars?

(UK Express) A lovely pair of peepers is the first thing about a woman to draw a man’s attention, research claims – contrary to popular belief that his attention is likely to be fixed somewhat further down.

Predictably, though, his gaze does wander south next, taking in the lucky lady’s dazzling smile before an appreciative glance at her breasts. Only then is our Romeo likely to notice her well-coiffed hair and consider her overall weight before eyeing up her legs.

If all of that passes muster, the amorous chap will give some thought to her dress sense – perhaps as an excuse to take a furtive peek at her shapely derriere.

Then he will notice her height, though if she is particularly tall he may have had more trouble than usual focusing on her eyes in the first place.

Finally he will delight in her peachy soft skin, according to the survey of 1,000 men.

A spokesman for Murine eye drops, which carried out the poll, said: “This study almost crushes the common stereotype that the first thing men look at is a woman’s chest.

Actually, I can see it. At least when meeting a woman close up. I’d say when we are more than 10 feet we see the head, torso, and lower half all at once, then might focus in. Could be head, hair, smile, eyes. Or legs, breast, butt, waist, etc.

But, we now have scientific proof men aren’t pigs!

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4 Responses to “Hey, Ladies, New Study Proves Men Aren’t Pigs”

  1. Filthy_Filner_Friday says:

    Men are pigs. Women are sluts.
    It was religion and morality that helped keep us in check. ALso, public shame.

  2. No morning links today…

    Too many projects to get done on the Farm today. For starters, I need to find a new 6-V starter battery for the old Ford tractor. Then mowing, hedge-trimming, and tree-cutting. Half of America is on holiday right now, and nobody else is in the mood…

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  4. Gail Combs says:

    Men ARE pigs. Take it from a woman married to a pig.

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