Santa Writes A Letter On Globull Warming, Er, Climate Change

From the fevered mind of a typical Warmist, Edward Anderson at The Energy Collective, comes this post-Christmas bit of unhinged alarmism (via Tom Nelson)

An Email from Santa to Climate Skeptics: An Annual Green Skeptic Tradition

This is Santa, writing from the North Pole. Soon I’ll be gathering all the toys for all the good little girls and boys and packing them in my sleigh to begin our journey, our night of nights.

The reindeer, however, are starting to complain about hoof-rot. Apparently, they’ve been standing around in too much slush. This has put me in a decidedly prickly mood this Christmas.

You know me; I’m not a single-issue guy. I believe that as long as you are good, and I mean good for goodness’ sake, you deserve some slack on the other stuff. I’m an equal opportunity distributor. I know whether you’ve been bad or good or just plain evil. You also know I’m not one to discriminate against one group of people or another, believers or non-believers.

But this year is different. This year, I’m making a few changes to my list. I’m checking it twice and have decided that the naughty include any one of you out there who do not believe in global warming. All you climate change skeptics out there, you are on the naughty list this year.

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