Gulp! Price Of Bacon Rises Because Of Globull Warming

Is there nothing that AGW doesn’t effect?

Here’s a question for all you Freakonomic’s fans out there: what do this week’s stultifying heat indexes across much of the country have to do with the price of pork bellies?

If you answered that both are at or near record highs, then you get a gold star (you deserve something if you know the price of pork bellies). But you get two gold stars if you answered something along the lines of what was reported in Monday’s Wall Street Journal

Interesting. The story stays in Reality Land for a bit

The rest of the answer is straight out of Econ 101: the basic law of supply and demand. Americans’ demand for bacon surges in the summer, hence driving up the price of pork bellies, from which bacon is made. But this year, the price of pork bellies is setting records — Monday’s price was $1.35 a pound, 53 percent higher than a year ago.

Still making sense

Why? Because hog farmers responded to the recession during the past couple years by reducing the size of their herds. To come full circle with the heat-hog connection, pigs take longer to reach their market weight when the weather is hot.

That sounds rational, doesn’t it? Wait, here we go

So if you want cheaper bacon, you might consider driving less. After all, the carbon emissions from your car contribute to global warming, global warming raises the temperatures, and apparently, pigs lose their appetite in the heat.

Sigh.

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6 Responses to “Gulp! Price Of Bacon Rises Because Of Globull Warming”

  1. John Ryan says:

    I guess this means that the Wall Street Journal is not a climate change denier. PB has now broken the 6 year old 2004 record high price.

  2. mojo says:

    Or you could, y’know, walk around in a circle thrice, widdershins, before leaving the house. Probably be just as effective.

  3. Adobe Walls says:

    Didn’t Pig Farmers cut back production during the swine flu scare?

  4. Otter says:

    No one here denies natural climate change, either.

  5. BuckFobama says:

    Yes globull warming also causes people to say the darndest things

  6. Trish says:

    WOW, the climate here changed overnight. It was cool and dry last night, and it’s warm and muggy this morning. What is the cause of that?

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