The Pope, The Grizzly, The Loggers And The Democrat

The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the mountains of Alaska for  some sight-seeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope mobile  when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. A  helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a "Save the Whales" hat, and  a "To Hell with Bush" T-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically,  thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10 foot  grizzly.

As the Pope watched horrified, a group of Republican loggers came racing up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.

As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard there was a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic Environmental activists but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true."

As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies "Who was that guy?"

"It was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with heaven and has access to all wisdom."

"Well", the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom but he sure doesn't know anything about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait holding up, or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and snatch another one?"

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One Response to “The Pope, The Grizzly, The Loggers And The Democrat”

  1. joated says:

    Good one, Teach, good one!

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