Best new phrase

Just to show that I am a redneck, like the Left likes to portray us Southern (always capitalized!) Republicans, two of my favorite sayings are from country songs

  • "What part of no don’t you understand?" by Lori Morgan
  • and "Here’s a quarter, call someone who cares" by Travis Tritt

Welp, I have a great knew favorite: "My give a damn’s busted" by Jo Dee Messina. So perfect. "Don’t you care that Bush stole the election?" "My give a damn’s busted." "Don’t you care that Boooossshhhh is stealing the oil?" "My give a damn’s busted."

Great lyrics.

You can say you’ve got issues.
You can say you’re a victim.
It’s all your parents fault,
After all you didn’t pick em
Well maybe Oprah’s got time to listen.
My give a damn’s busted.

snip

My give a damn’s busted (*ha ha)
My give a damn’s busted
Honey trust me
My give a damn’s busted yeahhh …
OOOH
My give a damn’s busted yeahhh
(*You wanna do what?)(*ha ha ha ha ha)
My give a damn’s busted
(*Get the party started thats what we’ll do)
My give a damn’s busted
(*I’m not done honey, trust me)
My give a damn’s busted
(*Been there, done that)
My give a damn’s busted
My give a damn’s busted

When it comes to what moonbats say (not to be confused with the literate and adult Democrats), that shall be my answer: "My give a damn’s busted."

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5 Responses to “Best new phrase”

  1. Kelly says:

    I like it. I like all three of those songs too.

    Me

  2. moehawk says:

    well, it’s not exactly a new one, but Bender’s line “Bite my shiny metal ass” is good, and makes people look at you funny if they don’t watch Adult Swim.

  3. LOL. I like to pull out the Farsworth one “Good news, everyone” at work. Always an ominous sign πŸ™‚

  4. Julie says:

    Teach, I knew there was something about you I liked!! My new favorite saying (since hearing that song) is “my give a damn’s busted.” I think it’s one of those fit all sayings that someone should’ve sang about years ago..good post!! Julie

  5. Thanks, Julie. It is a great saying, and, when used, guarunteed to make people stop immediately in stunned silence πŸ™‚

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