I usually couldn’t give a flip about Paris Hilton. Untalented trash. And that is being Monday morning kind. But the headline really gave me a good chuckle. I have taken a screen shot, just in case it gets removed. 
Near the middle, link highlighted in purple.
The story, BTW, revolves around Paris stealing a copy of her sex tape from a news stand.
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