Category Archives: AGW Scaremongering

Because You Use An Ice Maker, ‘Climate Change’ To Make Droughts And Floods More Common

This is all your fault Drought and floods will become more common as global warming causes weather to ‘stall’ Scorching summer heatwaves and floods are set to become more extreme in the northern hemisphere as global warming makes weather patterns linger longer in the same place. According to a study published by Nature Communications, growing temperatures […]

Summer Weather Is Getting Stuck Due To You Taking A 5+ Minute Shower

It’s getting harder and harder for anyone to take these Climalarmists seriously anymore. This has moved so far away from anything relating to science that we may as well think of this as a cozy mystery, or one of the new crop of science fiction books that are essentially women’s softcore porn (and I’m tired […]

Good News: ‘Climate Change’ Brings The End Of The World Near

With this whole “hothouse Earth” insanity, the Cult of Climastrology has moved firmly into the “doomsday cult” category Climate Change Brings The World’s End Near Climate change science’s worst nightmare is achieving the cut through. Even though the changes happening in the concentration of an atmospheric gas are life-or-death matters, it will still not engage […]

‘Climate Change’ To Make Danger Of Tsunamis Greater Or Something

This is your fault for taking a fossil fueled trip to the beach and riding fossil fueled boats and jet skis New tsunami risk for Hull as experts say ‘absolute worst case’ predictions weren’t bad enough Hull has already been hit by tidal surges but climate change means it is at greater risk from huge […]

Your Carbon Pollution Infused Beer Is Killing Off Bloody Mary’s Which Help With Your Beer Hangovers

This is simply horrible. Horrible. What are we going to do? Bloody Marys Kill Hangovers, but Climate Change May Kill the Bloody Mary Grub Street went deep on the impact of climate change on the surprisingly large number of ingredients that go into a Bloody Mary on Wednesday. It’s an great piece but the news isn’t good for […]

‘Climate Change’ Causes More Car Crashes And Bad Food Quality Or Something

It’s kinda ironic, because all this is first caused by you, yes, you, driving your fossil fueled vehicle and eating farm animals Unexpected effects of climate change: worse food safety, more car wrecks On excessively hot days, there are more likely to be fatal car accidents and food safety problems, and police officers and government […]

Doom Today: The Black Widow Spiders Are Coming Because You Eat Burgers

It’s always something with these Climahysterics. Always some sort of coming doom. Here’s today’s BLACK WIDOW SPIDERS ARE HEADING NORTH DUE TO CLIMATE CHANGE As climate change warms the earth, black widow spiders are moving north. The spiders are notorious, because venom is 15 times stronger than a rattlesnake’s. A bite can cause aches, pains, […]

Say, Are Hail And East Coast Tornadoes Signs Of ‘Climate Change’ Doom?

We used to just call this “weather.” Now, every time a storm happens the “news” media has to wonder whether these are signs of doom due to newspapers delivering their tree killing editions in fossil fueled vehicles. First up, the NYC paper with a virulent racist on its editorial board Tornadoes on the East Coast […]

We’re Totally At A New Tipping Point, But We Can Do Something About It

This has been huge among the Cult of Climastrology members over the past few days Scientists warn of ‘hothouse’ tipping point An international team of scientists released a new study this week warning that even if governments around the world meet the carbon emission reductions called for in the Paris Agreement, there is a risk […]

We’re All Totally Climate Refugees Now Or Something

It’s summer, so, the insanity from the Cult of Climastrology is at peak performance We are all climate refugees now and must chart a path to safety | @JeffDSachs https://t.co/1ufXzkRXP3 — Project Syndicate (@ProSyn) August 5, 2018 This is from Project Syndicate, “The World’s Opinion Page”. Yeah, ok. From the link Modern humans, born into […]

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