Category Archives: AGW Scaremongering

Washington Post: Climate Change (Hoax) Debate Is Over

So says the anonymous board….are any actually climate scientists? Anyhow “CLIMATE CHANGE is occurring, is very likely caused by human activities, and poses significant risks for a broad range of human and natural systems.” So says — in response to a request from Congress — the National Research Council of the National Academy of Sciences, […]

Climate Change (Hoax) Could ‘Disrupt Wi-Fi And Power Supplies’

All because someone, probably the Scottish Skeptic, drove an SUV instead of walking 20 miles to work, causing the climate to do something and something else while doing another, therefore making it hot cold wet dry snowy icy, and now Climate change ‘could disrupt wi-fi and hit power supply’ Climate change will disrupt wi-fi connections, […]

Heh! Angry Birds Causes Globull Warming

From the Department of AGW Is Caused By Everything: Is Angry Birds Increasing Global Warming? We are well aware that the Angry Birds causes plenty of damage to complex structures and greedy green pigs, but are they causing damage in real life? The most successful mobile game ever seen may damage your eyesight after a […]

BWT, Your iPhone Will Kill You From Globull Warming

Tom Nelson frequently makes jokes in his headlines about you using an iPhone and it causing it to flood in some 3rd world shit hole, er developing nation. I don’t think even he saw this one coming Carbon emissions? Energy overuse? Sketchy labor relations? There’s an app for that, and it’s all of them. This […]

Can “Extreme Weather” Cause Tectonic Movement?

Why, yes, they are still pushing this People who are ridiculed for saying that earthquakes are a result of global warming could actually be right, scientists claim. Long-term climate change has the potential to spin Earth’s tectonic plates, according to a news study from the Australian National University. Working with researchers in Germany and France, […]

Your Automatic Ice Maker Is Bad For Globull Warming

Did you know that your automatic ice maker is evil? Want to save the Earth? Easy, just buy a couple of ice trays. To the long list of human inventions that are wrecking global climate—the internal combustion engine, the industrial era factory—add the automatic ice maker. Climate modelers have long known that households are far […]

Climate Alarmist Comes Up With 3 Point Plan To Restart The Alarmism

As the globull warming craze dies a slow, deserved death, many alarmists are working to find ways to get people back on board with the Cult of Gore. Here’s another one at Fangaroo Joe Romm of Climate Progress recently had an interesting post on an email from Environmental Defense Fund President Fred Krupp regarding “how […]

Climate Change Bad For Health, Says AMA

Say, I wonder how? If physicians want evidence of climate change, they may well find it in their own offices. Patients are presenting with illnesses that once happened only in warmer areas. Chronic conditions are becoming aggravated by more frequent and extended heat waves. Allergy and asthma seasons are getting longer. Spates of injuries are […]

Snap! New UN Report Mostly Blames Liberals For ‘Climate Change’

Humorously, Grist, along with other climate alarmist sites, have been pushing the notion that everyone needs to move to a city for a sustainable lifestyle, yet, there’s a bit of a problem The world’s cities are going to have to move aggressively to curb their greenhouse-gas emissions, or the whole planet is going to pay […]

Globull Warming To Cause More Wars Or Something

Today’s gloom and doom, because war never happened before 1980 It’s not hard to imagine international tensions bubbling over as the planet heats up, and defence planners have begun to pay more attention to the risk of climate-related conflicts. Wait, I thought Man induced Globull warming was making it cold and snowy now. As the […]

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