Category Archives: Unhinged Tools

Salon Does Ivanka’s Hair, “Inclusive” Crowd Freaks OUt

March 21, 2018 – 6:11 pm

This is the problem when all politics are as personal as being naked (Fox News) An Iowa salon received major social media backlash this week after posting a photo of Ivanka Trump when she visited the store to get her hair styled before an event. Salon Spa W, in Des Moines’ East Village, posted a […]

By William Teach 5 Comments

UK’s Favorite “Foods” At Risk From ‘Climate Change” Or Something

March 20, 2018 – 3:30 pm

The UK just went through a harsh winter with lots of snow and ice and cold and stuff, so, of course the Cult of Climastrology has to attempt to scaremonger Fish and chips to curry: UK’s favourite dishes at risk from climate change, research shows Some of the UK’s best-loved dishes – including fish and […]

By William Teach Also posted in Global Warming 4 Comments

Hot Take: Armed Teachers Will Cause More Black Kids Deaths Or Something

March 17, 2018 – 7:18 am

It’s rather difficult to determine whether you’re reading Newsweek or Salon these days, but, one has to wonder why teachers who are mostly leftists hate black kids GIVE TEACHERS GUNS, AND MORE BLACK CHILDREN WILL DIE In response to the growing calls for action to prevent gun violence in our schools, President Trump has proposed arming […]

By William Teach Also posted in 2nd Amendment, Current Affairs 16 Comments

CNN: Say, Enforcing Immigration Law Is Like Jews Under Hitler

March 15, 2018 – 2:22 pm

Every day, a new beclowing (Breitbart) CNN published a news article on Wednesday evening that suggested the enforcement of federal immigration law was equivalent to the murder of six million Jews in the Holocaust. The article, by Kyung Lah and Alberto Moya, was presented as news, not opinion. Its central premise was that a Jewish woman was […]

By William Teach Also posted in Journalistic Malpractice 3 Comments

Your Barking Moonbat Moment Of The Day

March 10, 2018 – 9:20 am

Just going to leave this sitting here Pull the string on its back and it apologizes to everyone within earshothttps://t.co/k032qX7M7S — Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) March 10, 2018

By William Teach 3 Comments

Victimhood Society: Leslie Jones Goes Unhinged On Pierre McGuire

February 22, 2018 – 10:54 am

Apparently, Leslie Jones was mad that McGuire brought up Jones losing to Canada at Sochi (NY Post) Leslie Jones put NBC Sports analyst Pierre McGuire on notice Thursday morning, as the veteran commentator rehashed painful Olympic memories during the USA-Canada women’s hockey gold medal game. On notice! Speaking with Team USA’s Gigi Marvin during the […]

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We Can Totally Stop ‘Climate Change’ By Giving Girls Birth Control

February 19, 2018 – 10:30 am

Wired’s Robin George Andrews thinks she totally has the solution to fixing this whole (made up) issue TO STOP CLIMATE CHANGE, EDUCATE GIRLS AND GIVE THEM BIRTH CONTROL CLIMATE CHANGE IS a ubiquitous hydra, a many-headed beast that affects everyone and everything in some form. Solutions to climate change range from the effective and the […]

By William Teach Also posted in AGW Idiocy, Global Warming 28 Comments

CNN: The Gun Violence Debate And Election 2016 Are Totally Similar!

February 18, 2018 – 7:42 am

First off, liberals, like those at the failing, click-baity, #resist CNN, just can’t MoveOn from losing the 2016 election fair and square, after having nominated an unpopular, shady, un-charismatic woman who failed to campaign in several states, which meant she was beaten fair and square by a political neophyte who did the things required to […]

By William Teach Also posted in 2nd Amendment, Journalistic Malpractice 20 Comments

Losing A Coin Toss Mirrors Black Experience Beyond Olympics Or Something

February 11, 2018 – 8:34 am

Is there anything more equal than flipping a coin? Perhaps rock paper scissors. Or maybe doing eenie meenie miny moe for a big group. Regardless, some people are still having a hissy fit over Shani Davis losing a coin toss, as we get this wacky screed from Errin Haines Whack at the Chicago Tribune (which […]

By William Teach Also posted in Sports 26 Comments

Today’s Hottest Of Hot Takes

February 5, 2018 – 11:27 am

Scorching (via Twitchy) https://twitter.com/DanielJCamacho/status/960349280711135235 Beaten by a, get this, white QB. Both teams have majority Black players. Eh, why bother, some people are just wankers. BTW, as a Giants fan, I despise the Eagles. But, damned if they didn’t put on one hell of a game. That TD before halftime? Heck of a gutsy call. […]

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