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CNN: Say, Enforcing Immigration Law Is Like Jews Under Hitler

March 15, 2018 – 2:22 pm

Every day, a new beclowing (Breitbart) CNN published a news article on Wednesday evening that suggested the enforcement of federal immigration law was equivalent to the murder of six million Jews in the Holocaust. The article, by Kyung Lah and Alberto Moya, was presented as news, not opinion. Its central premise was that a Jewish woman was […]

By William Teach Also posted in Journalistic Malpractice 3 Comments

Your Barking Moonbat Moment Of The Day

March 10, 2018 – 9:20 am

Just going to leave this sitting here Pull the string on its back and it apologizes to everyone within earshothttps://t.co/k032qX7M7S — Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) March 10, 2018

By William Teach 3 Comments

Victimhood Society: Leslie Jones Goes Unhinged On Pierre McGuire

February 22, 2018 – 10:54 am

Apparently, Leslie Jones was mad that McGuire brought up Jones losing to Canada at Sochi (NY Post) Leslie Jones put NBC Sports analyst Pierre McGuire on notice Thursday morning, as the veteran commentator rehashed painful Olympic memories during the USA-Canada women’s hockey gold medal game. On notice! Speaking with Team USA’s Gigi Marvin during the […]

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We Can Totally Stop ‘Climate Change’ By Giving Girls Birth Control

February 19, 2018 – 10:30 am

Wired’s Robin George Andrews thinks she totally has the solution to fixing this whole (made up) issue TO STOP CLIMATE CHANGE, EDUCATE GIRLS AND GIVE THEM BIRTH CONTROL CLIMATE CHANGE IS a ubiquitous hydra, a many-headed beast that affects everyone and everything in some form. Solutions to climate change range from the effective and the […]

By William Teach Also posted in AGW Idiocy, Global Warming 28 Comments

CNN: The Gun Violence Debate And Election 2016 Are Totally Similar!

February 18, 2018 – 7:42 am

First off, liberals, like those at the failing, click-baity, #resist CNN, just can’t MoveOn from losing the 2016 election fair and square, after having nominated an unpopular, shady, un-charismatic woman who failed to campaign in several states, which meant she was beaten fair and square by a political neophyte who did the things required to […]

By William Teach Also posted in 2nd Amendment, Journalistic Malpractice 20 Comments

Losing A Coin Toss Mirrors Black Experience Beyond Olympics Or Something

February 11, 2018 – 8:34 am

Is there anything more equal than flipping a coin? Perhaps rock paper scissors. Or maybe doing eenie meenie miny moe for a big group. Regardless, some people are still having a hissy fit over Shani Davis losing a coin toss, as we get this wacky screed from Errin Haines Whack at the Chicago Tribune (which […]

By William Teach Also posted in Sports 26 Comments

Today’s Hottest Of Hot Takes

February 5, 2018 – 11:27 am

Scorching (via Twitchy) https://twitter.com/DanielJCamacho/status/960349280711135235 Beaten by a, get this, white QB. Both teams have majority Black players. Eh, why bother, some people are just wankers. BTW, as a Giants fan, I despise the Eagles. But, damned if they didn’t put on one hell of a game. That TD before halftime? Heck of a gutsy call. […]

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ZOMG, Trump’s Saturday Night Massacre Is Totally Happening Before Our Eyes!

February 1, 2018 – 8:25 am

I ran across a post at Sad And Useless yesterday about Modern Journalism. Go ahead and click the link first…..OK, now you have an idea of the over-the-top, unhinged, make everything beyond rationality journalism of today. Moving forward, we get this bit of insanity by Norman Eisen, Caroline Fredrickson, and Noah Bookbinder at Politico Trump’s […]

By William Teach Also posted in Current Affairs, Journalistic Malpractice 12 Comments

Leave It To The NY TImes To Go Barking Moonbat On Trump’s SOTU

January 31, 2018 – 7:57 am

I did not see the State of the Union address, as I got home very late from working with a client. I do see that he called for bipartisanship President Trump appealed for unity in his first State of the Union speech, declaring a “new American moment” even as many glum Democrats in the audience […]

By William Teach Also posted in Wonky Media 1 Comment

People’s Republik Of California: Up To 6 Months In Jail, $1,000 Fine For Serving A Straw

January 26, 2018 – 6:45 am

Because they really, really care about the middle and lower classes, which make up 99.9% of those who work as servers https://twitter.com/PoliticalShort/status/956612420201414656 From the link Ian Calderon wants restaurateurs to think long and hard before giving you a straw. Calderon, the Democratic majority leader in California’s lower house, has introduced a bill to stop sit-down restaurants from […]

By William Teach Also posted in Democrats 5 Comments
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