Category Archives: Unhinged Tools

TDS: Woman Blames Inability To Open Jars On Donald Trump

July 6, 2018 – 10:30 am

No, really My God, it's real. pic.twitter.com/VuIwMzdTKy — Jeff Blehar is *BOX OFFICE POISON* (@EsotericCD) July 5, 2018 Good grief It was November 2016 and the only person I knew who believed Trump would win the US election was the owner of my gym. This was clearly a ridiculous prediction so, seeing the chance for […]

By William Teach 5 Comments

You’ll Never Guess What ICE Was Doing While Unhinged Leftists Protested

July 5, 2018 – 2:07 pm

This is why Trump will win in 2020 https://twitter.com/WiredSources/status/1014317920799911936 Via Twitchy, which notes “Pro-tip: If you’re gonna protest ICE, best not to do it while ICE is executing a search warrant in a human sex trafficking investigation:“  Yup. Probably a really bad idea.

By William Teach Also posted in Democrats 1 Comment

Petty BS: Wash Post Totally Worried About Who’s Playing At White House For 4th

July 4, 2018 – 2:38 pm

No matter the day, TDS will rear its head, as we see in this silly “news” article by Helena Andrews-Dyer and Emily Heil The Fourth of July White House concert used to be a sea of stars. For Trump, it’s a drought. He could barely contain himself. Jimmy Fallon, then just a few months into […]

By William Teach Also posted in Wonky Media 33 Comments

NY Times: July 4th Is A Great Day To Protest

July 4, 2018 – 8:15 am

Anyone who’s surprised by this kind of opinion piece being in the NY Times, raise your hand. No one? Here we have Holly Jackson, an associate professor at the University of Massachusetts Boston, who’s all into the typical SJW stuff, getting unhinged (no worries, the editorial board does their own schtick about America starting over […]

By William Teach Also posted in Prozac Diaries 1 Comment

Republicans Are Terrified Of New York Socialist Or Something

July 3, 2018 – 7:23 am

  GQ writer Jay Willis (yes, discussing this in GQ, a mag about men’s fashion, totally makes sense, you know) thinks he totally has it figured out Opponents of @Ocasio2018 sure sound nervous https://t.co/3yYaL1Yksu — GQ Magazine (@GQMagazine) July 2, 2018 Uh huh. It starts with this cute tag line Why are conservative media pundits […]

By William Teach Also posted in Democrats 15 Comments

Chuck Schumer Mansplains How Women’s Right To An Abortion Hangs In The Balance

July 2, 2018 – 10:49 am

I always find it interesting how so many Democratic Party voting males push hard for abortion on demand Chuck Schumer: Our Rights Hang in the Balance Justice Anthony Kennedy’s retirement has created the most important vacancy on the Supreme Court in our lifetimes. Whoever fills Justice Kennedy’s seat will join an evenly divided court with […]

By William Teach Also posted in Democrats 14 Comments

Excitable Nancy Pelosi Pushes Gun Control In Wake Of Newspaper Shooting

June 30, 2018 – 8:00 am

Perhaps Nancy could have told us exactly what measures would have stopped the murder at Capital Gazette? Reacting to newspaper shooting, Pelosi decries lack of gun control as ‘stain on our country’ House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi decried the lack of legislative action on gun control Thursday after multiple people were gunned down at the […]

By William Teach Also posted in 2nd Amendment, Democrats, Queen Nancy 8 Comments

Today In Resistance: Trump Is “Combative” Towards Artists Or Something

June 30, 2018 – 7:39 am

Another day, another person having another unhinged hissy fit towards POTUS Donald Trump. Writer David Eggers (I had to look him up. That’s not a criticism, just writes stuff I don’t care about. Does that make me combative towards reading? Regardless, he’s won a bunch of awards, and, unsurprising, been a rather left leaning person) […]

By William Teach Also posted in Donald Trump, Liberal World 9 Comments

Why Trump Won: Liberal Hatred Of Non-City Folks

June 28, 2018 – 4:24 pm

A View From The Beach’s Fritz has a long running series on Reasons Why Trump Won, such as this one. Here’s another https://twitter.com/WilliamTeach/status/1012341845081370626 Will Wilkerson at the NY Times tries to sorta be rational, but, you can feel the derision, condescension, and hatred shining through The great, gradual migration of the human population from the […]

By William Teach Also posted in Liberal World 15 Comments

First Thing Democrats Worry About Is Abortion On Demand With Justice Kennedy Retiring

June 28, 2018 – 8:06 am

Infanticide is pretty much the 1st Sacrament on the list of things Democrats care about. This was virtually the first thing so many elected Democrats chimed in about after Kennedy announced his retirement This Supreme Court vacancy puts issues that affect every single American in the balance, from a woman’s constitutionally protected right to make […]

By William Teach Also posted in Current Affairs, Democrats 3 Comments
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