Category Archives: Unhinged Tools

Dangerous Anti-Government Gun Nut Rightwinger Suspended From Kindergarten

March 5, 2010 – 7:48 am

Good thing the Nanny State jumped on this quickly! To the little boy’s mother, it was just a 6-year-old boy playing around. But when Mason Jammer, a kindergarten student at Jefferson Elementary in Ionia, curled his fist into the shape of a gun Wednesday and pointed it at another student, school officials said it was […]

By William Teach Also posted in Current Affairs 1 Comment

Alan Colmes Links Chile Earthquake With Global Warming

February 28, 2010 – 9:19 am

I was considering having the link in today’s upcoming Patriotic Pinup post, but, dude, Colmes has completely lost his mind on this one LMGTS=Let me get this straight: A massive earthquake strikes Chile (pictured).  A tsunami is predicted for Hawaii. Yet, climate change and global warming deniers say it’s all a hoax. He then attempts […]

By William Teach Also posted in AGW Scaremongering, Beyond Moonbat, Global Warming 8 Comments

ManBearPig Returns! Pens Op-Ed In Fish Wrap Of Record, But Still Won’t Debate

February 28, 2010 – 8:25 am

Collapsing Science Today: After Climategate hit the airwaves and Copenhagen was a cold and snowy disaster, Al Gore, Jr. disappeared from the public scene. As this extremely cold and snowy chugged on (there is a chance of snow Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday in D.C. again!), Al Gore laid low. As even more problems with the […]

By William Teach Also posted in AGW Scaremongering, Climahypocrites, Collapsing Science, Enviroweenies, Global Warming, Science 6 Comments

Cheney Hospitalized With Chest Pains, Lefties Go Typical Disgusting

February 23, 2010 – 8:01 am

By now, most of you know about what happened with awesome VP Dick Cheney, but, from the Washington Post, a little recap Former vice president Richard B. Cheney was hospitalized Monday at George Washington University Hospital after suffering from chest pains, his office said. “His doctors are evaluating the situation and he is resting comfortably,” […]

By William Teach Also posted in Beyond Moonbat, GOP, Journalistic Malpractice 3 Comments

Truthers Pop Their Little Tin Foil Architect And Engineer Heads Up

February 22, 2010 – 4:41 pm

Facepalm A lingering technical question about the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks still haunts some, and it has political implications: How did 200,000 tons of steel disintegrate and drop in 11 seconds? A thousand architects and engineers want to know, and are calling on Congress to order a new investigation into the destruction of the Twin […]

By William Teach Also posted in 2996, Beyond Moonbat 3 Comments

Collapsing Science Today: Obama Blames Snow On Global Warming

February 20, 2010 – 5:42 pm

For a change, he is not actually blaming a private citizen or group for something or other (via Tom Nelson) US President Barack Obama on Friday rebuked climate change skeptics who argue that piles of snow dumped on the United States during a frigid winter cast doubt on global warming science. “We just got five […]

By William Teach Also posted in AGW Scaremongering, Barry Obama, Global Warming 5 Comments

DOJ Clears Bush Lawyers On Torture, Left Apoplectic

February 20, 2010 – 7:14 am

I was going to use the CNN article I ran across last night, based on the Friday night doc dump, but, hey, let’s go with the Washington Post one linked through Memeorandum, since there are plenty of links to lefties in their typical unhinged modes (there is also a NY Times and NPR article cited) […]

By William Teach Also posted in Dhimmitude, War On Terrorism 2 Comments

Attackerman Proves That Lefties Are Complete Wooses On Terrorism

February 16, 2010 – 12:29 pm

Perfect example for why lefties are considered weak on terrorism, along with some “blame America” thrown in The Taliban’s military commander has been captured in a joint Pakistani-U.S. intelligence raid. A high-five to Langley: this is one serious motherfucking success. Now it’s really important we don’t screw it all up by abusing Mullah Abdul Ghani […]

By William Teach Also posted in War On Terrorism 3 Comments

TSA Forces 4 Year Old To Remove Braces

February 16, 2010 – 8:39 am

Just when you thought the TSA couldn’t possibly get more asinine, like the folks on the left, they will prove you wrong again and again Did you hear about the Camden cop whose disabled son wasn’t allowed to pass through airport security unless he took off his leg braces? Unfortunately, it’s no joke. This happened […]

By William Teach Also posted in War On Terrorism 1 Comment

If You Don’t Believe In AGW, You’re Unpatriotic Or Something

February 11, 2010 – 10:38 pm

And the True Believers wonder why they are losing ground? Well, there is that whole “damn, it’s cold” thing. Oh, and all the errors that keep being found in the UN’s IPCC report that they won a Nobel for. The linking of everything to globull warming, you know, hot, cold, wet, dry, lots of hurricanes, […]

By William Teach Also posted in AGW Scaremongering, Global Warming 3 Comments
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