No, this isn’t about John Kerry. Nor Kennedy, Reid, Dean, etc. There is actually alot of news about male members out there.
Gotta hurt: A North Shore man who suffered a fractured penis while making love with his girlfriend cannot sue her for recklessness because the couple were engaged in consensual sex, the state Appeals Court ruled yesterday.
Can you imagine carrying it around? Minnesota Vikings running back Onterrio Smith returned to the practice field Monday and declined to speak publicly about his embarrassing run-in with airport officials that was reported last week.
The news broke on Wednesday that Smith was caught at the Twin Cities airport on April 21 with an elaborate contraption designed to beat drug tests.
A search of a bag Smith was carrying turned up several vials of dried urine and a device called "The Original Whizzinator," which includes a fake penis, bladder and athletic supporter. An NFL spokesman said using the device during a drug test would be a violation of league drug policies, but it still is not clear whether there are penalties for possessing one outside of a testing situation.
A talking penis: The creator of a late night public access cable TV show that featured an allegedly comic ‘talking’ penis is to go to the Michigan Supreme Court after he lost an appeal against a conviction for indecent exposure.
Sigh. I’m not even going to mention the Michael Jackson case. Hey, did you know that men can have paraffin injected into their tallywacker? It’s supposed to increase the girth, but I think it is just an attempt to create a false fire down below.
paraffin, white, more-or-less translucent, odorless, tasteless, waxy solid. It melts between 47°C and 65°C and is insoluble in water but soluble in ether, benzene, and certain esters. Paraffin is unaffected by most common chemical reagents but burns readily in air. Obtained from petroleum during refining, it is used in candles, for coating paper, and for various other purposes.
