Your Fault: Sriracha Is In A Nationwide Shortage

If only you had given up your modern lifestyle and allowed government to control your life

There’s a nationwide Sriracha shortage, and climate change may be to blame

Sorry, Sriracha fans, your favorite hot sauce is running out nationwide.

The company that makes Sriracha, Huy Fong Foods, wrote in an email to customers in late April that it will have to stop making the sauce for the next few months due to “severe weather conditions affecting the quality of chili peppers.”

The spicy sauce has something of a cult following, and so when the news filtered through, some fans took to social media to express their dismay and post about panic buying (with varying degrees of irony.)

Grocery stores in some parts of the country have already started running low on stock, and restaurant owners have been facing higher prices.

Michael Csau, co-owner of the restaurant Pho Viet in Washington D.C., has been paying much more in recent weeks for his Sriracha orders.

“Usually when I bought one case, it was roughly around $30 to $32. Now it’s up to $50, almost double the price. If it keeps going up, we cannot afford it,” Csau said.

Because Bad Weather never happened before fossil fueled vehicles. And the price has nothing to do with inflation at all, right?

“The already difficult conditions were pushed over the limit by two consecutive La Niña events. And the dry season has not only been intense, but also remarkably long,” Murray Tortarolo said.

As a result, the spring chili harvest was almost nonexistent this year. Murray Tortarolo thinks it’s very likely that climate change is a factor, although it requires further study to confirm.

See? La Nina’s never happened before CO2 was over 350ppm. And “very likely” is not “anthropogenic climate change IS the cause.”

“This has been the driest 22 years in the last 1,200 years,” UCLA hydroclimatologist Park Williams said. Williams recently led a study of the megadrought, published in Nature Climate Change.

What caused it 1,200 years ago? Hmm.

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5 Responses to “Your Fault: Sriracha Is In A Nationwide Shortage”

  1. Hairy says:

    Yes of course “bad weather” happened before
    But why is it happening now? Is there do.e plausible reason other than AGW?
    If so please tell us Teach
    Has tge Earth’s orbit changed? Has our Sun increased in irradiance?
    Tell us the reason the global climate is warming.
    Ronald Reagan said it was from CO2

    • L.G.Brandon!, L.G.Brandon! says:

      Hairy, you and Dowd only quote conservatives when they’re wrong. Oh yeah, unlike leftist liars we do admit we are wrong. You just double down on your lies. BTW, what makes either you or RR a scientist?

      FJB

    • alanstorm says:

      Yes of course “bad weather” happened before
      But why is it happening now? Is there do.e plausible reason other than AGW?

      You came THIS close to consciousness…The question is “exactly what caused it to change in the past?” and the answer is nobody can be 100% sure. What we DO know is that “climate scientist’s” precious models can’t replicate what’s already occurred, thus their predictive value is zero, which they keep demonstrating.

      Tell us the reason the global climate is warming.
      Ronald Reagan said it was from CO2

      And…? I wasn’t aware that Reagan – or anyone else – got everything right.

    • James Lewis says:

      I freely admit that I don’t know…

      “But why is it happening now? Is there do.e plausible reason other than AGW?
      If so please tell us Teach.”

      But I suspect it falls under the heading of….

      Shit happens.

  2. Doom and Gloom says:

    Talking about the weather, what it was in the past, El Ninos, temperatures etc…etc…is a feint by China to take your eyes from the real prize.

    That prize is your ABILITY to fight back. Not your right, or desire but ABILITY. When you are starving and your next meal comes from a handout from the government, suddenly worrying about fossil fuels or who is running the world is No longer important.

    These are the reasons the AGW Nazi’s paid by China publish a 1000 papers a month on AGW, They pay people to write articles, they have an army of posters who post a billion posts a day on Twitter, Facebook, YouTube and Instagram along with blogs everywhere telling us to LOOK AT THE WEATHER.

    The WEATHER!!!! You will DIE because of the WEATHER and what causes the WEATHER….why that would be fossil fuels.

    We will COMPLY!! Shout the deceived. We will end fossil fuels while YOU dead Comrades will own all the fuel and coal and windmills and ability to create green energy. You will have it all.

    BUT we will have CAKE, while our towns perish and we starve to death.

    AGW is the most insidious plot ever created by mankind to destroy itself. We are a species that are embracing our own suicide.

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