Who’s Up For Gross Beer To Highlight Climate Crisis (scam)?

Because, plants hate CO2 and warmth

Brewer makes gross beer to show effects of climate change

A brewery purposefully released a bad-tasting beer to call for people to address climate change.

Fat Tire’s “Torched Earth Ale” is made with low-quality ingredients like used hop extracts and dandelions, and the company said those are the kinds ingredients that brewers might have to use in the future after crops are devastated by the changing climate.

“We give you the beer of the future, that we hope doesn’t exist,” the brewery tweeted. “Without aggressive climate action now, the impacts will be felt even in the beer aisle. Let’s work together to make sure none of us have to drink beer like this”.

And, of course, they’re pimping this all over. Sounds more like they’re attempting to get attention for their business, which is interesting since their climate Comrades so often want to do away with capitalism and put The Government in charge of the economy.


They totally want you to drink sustainably, because you certainly can’t just drink a beer to relax, and claim they’re regular beer is carbon neutral

In 2020, New Belgium’s flagship beer Fat Tire became the country’s first certified carbon neutral beer through tactics like increasing renewable energy installations, increasing energy efficiencies and purchasing carbon offsets. The last strategy New Belgium admits is not a sustainable practice. This is why the 30-year-old brewery has launched the “Last Call for Climate” with Torched Earth Ale, asking beer drinkers to demand their favorite brands to adopt 2030 climate plans. According to the press release, “70 percent of Fortune 500 companies lack a meaningful climate action plan (one that will help companies achieve or be well on the way to achieving net-zero emissions by 2030, the year scientists say that catastrophic climate change could be irreversible without bold action).”

So, they do not use CO2 in their beer? Oh, right, they’re just paying tickets for speeding because they like speeding. Do the trucks that deliver the product not use fossil fuels? Do they power their operation with solar and wind? No? Huh. But, they do want to force Everyone Else to practice their cult.

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6 Responses to “Who’s Up For Gross Beer To Highlight Climate Crisis (scam)?”

  1. Hairy says:

    Anyone else remember Teach’s fearmongering that all craft beer producers would have to close because of Obama’s EPA rules ?
    That never happened did it Teach?

  2. Elwood P. Dowd says:

    Still better than Natural Light (Natty Light).

  3. drowningpuppies says:

    Overall U.S. beer volume sales were down 3% in 2020, while craft brewer volume sales declined 9%, lowering small and independent brewers’ share of the U.S. beer market by volume to 12.3%.

    Already saving the atmosphere.
    Thank you Fat Tire. Keep trying to sell that swill. https://www.thepiratescove.us/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_yahoo.gif

    Bwaha! Lolgf https://www.thepiratescove.us/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_cool.gif

  4. alanstorm says:

    Too bad. I used to like Fat Tire brews.

  5. Elwood P. Dowd says:

    Teach: So, they do not use CO2 in their beer?

    Yeast convert the carbohydrates to alcohol and CO2. Grains such as wheat, barley and corn synthesize carbohydrates from CO2 extracted from the atmosphere. It’s a rapid CO2 cycle, not like the mining 100s of millions year old fossil fuels.

    Of course Teach knows this but it’s just an inconvenient fact.

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