Irony: Guy Upset Over Florida Beaches Being Open Plans To Go To Beach Dressed As Grim Reaper

Yes, some beaches in Florida are reopening, as they are here in North Carolina. In both cases, it has been made quite clear that no sunbathing is allowed. People can exercise. See, they told us that we should social distance. We said “OK.” They said we could be out and about for exercise. We said “OK.” Then they said “NO, YOU SHOULDN’T BE OUT OF YOUR HOME. STAY HOME. NO WALKING ON BEACHES OR BEING IN THE WATER!” Seriously, if we are social distancing, what’s the problem?

Guy To Travel Around Florida Dressed As The Grim Reaper To The Beaches That Opened Prematurely

Imagine you’re at the beach enjoying the waves washing over your feet and the sun warming your skin. That’s when you notice a tall, black-robed figure with a scythe out of the corner of your eye. You take a better look and that’s when you realize it’s the Grim Reaper!

Florida lawyer Daniel Uhlfelder plans to travel around his state beaches from May 1 to warn people about the dangers of not social distancing—all dressed up as the Grim Reaper. Uhlfelder was quite obviously inspired to do this by New Zealand’s public service campaign where a person dresses up as the infamous Swim Reaper to promote water safety and tries to prevent deaths from drowning.

While Uhlfelder’s main message is to make sure that Floridians know how important it is to stay at home to prevent the spread of the coronavirus, he also plans to use his Reaper get-up to raise money for Democrats running for federal office.

Wait, what was that last part? So, this really isn’t about staying at home? Or is it saying that Democrats want to restrict the movement of citizens? Or is he just trying to draw attention to his law firm?

Some people are very upset that beaches are slowly re-opening. Here’s an idea: don’t go. Stay home. Stop telling people what to do.

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11 Responses to “Irony: Guy Upset Over Florida Beaches Being Open Plans To Go To Beach Dressed As Grim Reaper”

  1. Kye says:

    “Some people are very upset that beaches are slowly re-opening. Here’s an idea: don’t go. Stay home. Stop telling people what to do.”

    That’s what this whole mess of bull shit was about to begin with. the ability of un Americans to dictate and control Americans. They’re trying to see how much they can get away with and how far they can push us. Next time it will be worse.

    Anybody giving money to these idiots (lawyers, whoda figured?) is akin to financing the Nazi Party in 1933.

  2. KlemDadidlehopper says:

    The Zoombombing problem has gotten so bad that the US Federal Bureau of Investigations has issued a warning.

    Zoombombers can discreetly enter a Zoom conference and capture screenshots of confidential screenshares and record video and audio from the meeting. While it’s not likely for a Zoom participant to put up a slide with their username and password, the information gleaned from a Zoom meeting can be used in a phishing or spear phishing attack.

    Numerous organizations and educational institutions have announced they will no longer be using Zoom. Of note, Google has banned the use of Zoom on company-owned devices in favor of their own Google Hangouts.

    CHINA GETS ALL YOUR BUSINESS SECRETS SENT BACK TO THEM when you use ZOOM. Anyone using ZOOM is an IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • John says:

      Are you willing to join the boycott of all Commie China products ?

      • formwiz says:

        What join?

        Most of us have been doing it for years.

      • KlemDadidlehopper says:

        On Feb. 28, 2020, the website PJ Media published an article claiming that U.S. President Barack Obama had waited until millions were infected and thousands were dead from swine flu, the H1N1 virus, before declaring a public health emergency in 2009. The article, which was presented as a “fact check,” got several simple details wrong.

        There are several factual inaccuracies in this excerpt alone. For instance, PJ media writes that H1N1 became a pandemic in April 2009. But that’s not the case. The disease emerged in April but wasn’t declared a pandemic until June.

        OH THE HORROR. OBAMA WAITED TWO MONTHS.

        Trump waited from Jan. 20th- Jan. 29th.

        OH THE HORROR.

        Funny how the MSM and left forgets details.

        • KlemDadidlehopper says:

          A sequence of Events.

          Jan, 30th Trump shuts down travel from China. Is called a racist.

          FEB 3rd.

          As of Monday morning, there were 11 confirmed cases of the coronavirus in the U.S. Six cases have been reported in California, one in Arizona, one in Washington, one in Massachusetts and two in Illinois. No deaths have been reported in the U.S. and 99 percent of cases still remain in China.

          Trump addresses the nation on FEB 26th and says::

          “There’s a chance that it could get worse,” Trump said. “There’s a chance that it could get fairly, substantially worse. But I don’t think it’s inevitable … there’s a chance that it won’t spread.”

          Trump was not saying this was a hoax or it was nothing. He was saying it could get worse while hoping that it did not based upon the low numbers of cases in the USA.

          Feb. 27th.

          On Tuesday, the CDC warned that such community spread of the virus was inevitable and predicted “severe” disruptions in everyday life. The agency warned schools could be closed and mass gathering suspended.

          Coronavirus outbreak officially declared a pandemic, WHO says
          By Rachael Rettner – Senior Writer March 11, 2020

          The first shutdowns began on March 17th. By the end of March Trump put the 15 day lock down in force to be ended on april 13th.

          Mar 16, 2020 · President Trump and the Corona Task Force suggested 15 days of self-quarantine today to stem the spike of coronavirus

          PA. Mar 16, 2020 · HARRISBURG — Gov. Tom Wolf on Monday extended his shutdown order to the entire state as the number of COVID-19 cases in Pennsylvania continued to grow.

          TX. Mar 19, 2020 · Governor Abbott Issues Four Executive Orders To Reduce COVID-19 Exposure & Slow The Spread

          ETC. ETC. ETC.

          DECLARED A PANDEMIC on MARCH 11

          TRUMP SHUTS IT DOWN ON MARCH 16th.

          FIVE DAYS…..FIVE DAYS….FIVE DAYS….dont let the left lie to you!!!!!!

  3. John says:

    Trump has calmed for Georgia NOT to lift quarantine too fast
    A 180 degree about face in THAT one
    I don’t think there are anything in the Bill of Rights that guarantees me the right to make other people sick
    In NYC 20-25% of the city police are home unable to go to work. people breaking quarantine put the families of police officers at risk
    BLUE LIVES MATTER

    • formwiz says:

      Trump has calmed for Georgia NOT to lift quarantine too fast
      A 180 degree about face in THAT one

      Hardly.

      I don’t think there are anything in the Bill of Rights that guarantees me the right to make other people sick

      There’s nothing that stops it, either. In them thar days, anything you did could make somebody sick.

      In NYC 20-25% of the city police are home unable to go to work. people breaking quarantine put the families of police officers at risk

      No, politicians pushing open borders do that.

      Ha ha.

    • Kye says:

      “BLUE LIVES MATTER”

      What lives don’t matter, John? If you find it necessary to make that statement you must have in mind some other color whose lives don’t matter. Care to elucidate?

      Trump 2020 Stop the leftist tyranny

  4. Nighthawk says:

    We should start a pool on when this moron will be stricken by heat exhaustion from sitting in the hot sun wearing a black robe.

    • KlemDadidlehopper says:

      Or struck by lighting setting in a thunderstorm wearing his leftist tin foil hat.

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