Doom: Hotcoldwetdry Could Be Maybe Possibly Poisoning Be Your Food

Another day, another scary fable from the Cult

Climate change could be poisoning your food

The old adage about not eating oysters in months that contain the letter “R” may have to be updated.

Two foodborne pathogens — Vibrio and Cryptosporidium — are becoming more prevalent as a result of climate change, according to a report from Nutrition Action Healthletter, the flagship publication of the Center for Science in the Public Interest, a consumer advocacy nonprofit. (Snip)

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Typically, Vibrio becomes more common in the summer months between May and October, and health experts generally recommend avoiding raw shellfish during those times.

But because the bacteria are so sensitive to temperature changes in water, they’ve been spreading further north and increasing in prevalence over the last 50 years.

There’s zero scientific proof that this is your fault, but, we’ll blame you anyhow. And we can solve this with a tax, you know.

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11 Responses to “Doom: Hotcoldwetdry Could Be Maybe Possibly Poisoning Be Your Food”

  1. Jeffery says:

    Why do think the oceans are warming?

  2. Professor Hale says:

    I can solve this by just not eating slimy things. A pretty easy choice to make.

  3. Jeffery says:

    Everything in the waters that has fins and scales, whether in the seas or in the rivers, you may eat. But anything in the seas or the rivers that has not fins and scales, of the swarming creatures in the waters and of the living creatures that are in the waters, is detestable to you. You shall regard them as detestable; you shall not eat any of their flesh, and you shall detest their carcasses. Everything in the waters that has not fins and scales is detestable to you.

    Leviticus 11:8-12

    Perhaps your Leviticus was the precursor of our FDA and USDA.

  4. Abe says:

    In addition, the mirror houses 36 actuators that bend out
    slight aberrations or anomalies that may occur with thermal distortions or gravitational effects.
    Could this so-called disease actually be the body’s way of attempting to correct the problem.
    Brinx ‘ This yellow Lab mix arrived at Misha May at the same time they received 80 rescue animals from Hurricane Katrina.

  5. Jeffery says:

    From Senator Duckworth:

    We don’t live in a dictatorship or a monarchy. I swore an oath—in the military and in the Senate—to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States, not to mindlessly cater to the whims of Cadet Bone Spurs and clap when he demands I clap.

    Will tRump put a hit out on her?

    Cadet Bone Spurs… LOL

  6. Jeffery says:

    From Sen Tammy Duckworth regarding Cadet Bone Spurs (LOL):

    Thankfully, there are better quotes from better Republican Presidents. Here’s one from Theodore Roosevelt—a Republican who earned the applause he received—that Trump might want to consider.

    “To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.”
    ― Theodore Roosevelt

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