It’s Never Too Early To Yammer About Climate Change And Halloween

Never let a good holiday go to waste, that’s the Warmist motto. That and “It’s only hypocricy when Someone Else does it”

Fossil fuels are scary! Wear a plastic costume and take some fossil fueled travel to hang out while taking pictures with your plastic smartphone that was shipped from China on fossil fueled ships! Then there’s this

The Halloween season is in full swing. Haven’t you seen it yet? All the bags of candy blanketing the store shelves, the overly ambitious jack-o-lantern plans your friends keep talking about, the ever-increasing tide of needlessly “sexy” costumes — it’s all coming together. But what if you’re socially conscious, environmentally aware, and you want to get in on the act? Never fear, because here are 8 climate change Halloween costume ideas to help you look your best, while hopefully sending a worthwhile message, too.

They’re serious. These are actual costumes. Because they just can’t help ruining everything. It’s what they do. And, dagnabit, they’ll take fossil fueled trips to make sure you know it, along with all the world boiling plastics and stuff to manufacture the costumes.

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2 Responses to “It’s Never Too Early To Yammer About Climate Change And Halloween”

  1. gitarcarver says:

    In my little berg, the city organized a Halloween costume swap.

    A person could bring in a costume and get a coupon to select another used costume that had been turned in.

    Incredibly, the City Manager billed this as a “green event” as being a “green event” helped fill a grant for the “Resilient Communities” program that is going on around the nation.

    When asked if turning a used costume into Goodwill was a “green” action, the City Manager said it wasn’t because only if you recycle the costume would it be considered “green.”

    The CM is an idiot.

  2. TrishMac says:

    Sadly, the left is filled with humorless people who get no pleasure from life unless it is by means of hand wringing.

    Git, that is some city manager you got there.

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