Michelle Obama Says Barry Deserves 2nd Because He’s Going Gray

Comedy gold, via Jake Tapper

ABC News’ Devin Dwyer (@devindwyer) reports:    On the president’s 50th birthday, First Lady Michelle Obama says her husband’s ever graying hair is “proof” he’s handled his the job well, and deserves re-election in 2012.

“Every day, I see Barack make choices he knows will affect every American family,” Mrs. Obama said in an email blast to supporters. “That’s no small task for anyone — and more proof that he’s earning every last one of those gray hairs.”

Perhaps he’s earning them because he’s watching the economy burn around his ears, and virtually every idea he offers and/or tries is a complete failure. Maybe he cares, maybe not. Doesn’t matter when he is mostly incompetent (mostly, because he has done a good job in quietly authorizing the killing of Islamic jihadis. He’s apparently learned at least one thing during his tenure).

Of course, this is probably the best argument they have: what else can they hold up?

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