Say, when are we going to intervene in Cote D’Ivoire? Wouldn’t this simply be a humanitarian mission?
The UN secretary general has urged Ivory Coast’s internationally-backed president to investigate hundreds of deaths blamed partly on his supporters.
Ban Ki-moon said he was “concerned and alarmed” about the reports, from the town of Duekoue, but Alassane Ouattara said his followers were not involved.
UN forces are now guarding thousands of civilians taking refuge at a church.
Well, let’s see: we’re involved in Libya, which exports 1.542 million barrels of oil a day, placing them 15th on the world wide list. Sucks to be Cote D’Ivoire, which only exports 115,700 barrels a day, placing them 64th. But, hey, what about the tapioca? No worries, Ivory Coastans, Ki-moon is “concerned and alarmed.”
Mr. Obama’s only comment on the situation was “Crap!..
…double bogey!”
