Taliban Using Less Qualified Suicide Chumps These Days

“No, no, Achmed, you’re doing it wrong

Just a day after the London summit on Afghanistan, gunmen wearing suicide vests occupied the unfinished hotel yards from the governors’ offices and about two miles from the headquarters of British military and aid efforts in Afghanistan.

British helicopters and troops supported Afghan forces during an eight-hour battle to regain control of the building. The clash came the day after international agreement was reached to set up a trust fund to coax lower-level Taliban fighters to abandon the insurgency.

The Taliban is obviously running out of qualified candidates who are capable of following the plan to blow themselves up.

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3 Responses to “Taliban Using Less Qualified Suicide Chumps These Days”

  1. proof says:

    So, you’re saying they can’t find men of the right caliber??

  2. They’re probably think “3 squares a day at Gitmo, nice accommodations with A/C, and that nice man in the White House will soon bring us to America.

  3. Wyatt Earp says:

    These guys make Congress look efficient.

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