Cedar Rapids Tea Party, Minus That Polluting Tea

Call tea a pollutant down South, that would be a butt woopin’

A Cedar Rapids group will do a symbolic tea dumping into the Cedar River on Saturday because state officials won’t let them use the real thing.

An anti-tax group wanted to pitch in real tea like the Bostonian revolutionaries opposed to England’s tea taxes.

Tea, although natural and quite tasty, is considered a pollutant that can’t go into a body of water without a permit, said Mike Wade, a senior environmental specialist at the DNR’s Manchester field office.

“Discoloration is considered a violation,” Wade said.

Maybe they should dump Wade in the river, which is none too clean to start with. But, if the politicians get the idea….

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One Response to “Cedar Rapids Tea Party, Minus That Polluting Tea”

  1. CRresident says:

    they did hold the tea dump yesterday, but NO officials were close p-( just the media.
    there is also a rumor that they had tar and feathers on hand

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