Hot on the heels of the Obama dildo, here it comes!!!! (probably not safe for coworkers to see. No nudity, but, yeah, the corporate IT admins might have a fit.)
OK, that one is a joke, but, um, this one isn’t
Topco Sales introduces an inflatable sex doll dubbed ‘This is Not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll’ just in time for the hot and heavy presidential election. Soon to be available in stores and online, the ‘This is Not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll’ is sure to liven up any town hall meeting, vice presidential debate, or caribou hunting party.
“Sarah Palin is one hot pundit! Sarah Palin bikini photos and sexy pictures of the republican vice presidential candidate are steaming up the Internet. With that in mind, we here at Topco Sales wanted to give the public a piece of the beauty pageant queen in time for the erection…I mean election,” says Autumn O’Bryan, Director of Product Development for Topco Sales. “This blow-up sex doll could really satisfy the swing voters.”
The sexy ‘This is Not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll’ won’t debate you—and that’s a good thing. Her wide-open mouth doesn’t spew political bipartisanism because she’s just waiting for you to ‘drill baby, drill.’ Two other openings offer alternate ways to lay a pipeline in this Alaskan MILF.
I’m surprised Katie Couric didn’t gush about this when it was released back in October 2008.
