Daily Archives: April 28, 2007

Libourette’s Syndrome

A neurological and political disorder characterized by recurrent involuntary actions, including petition signing, smearing feces on themeselves, uncontrollable crying and/or outrage, violence, and demonstrations, as well as vocal tics, such as spewing talking points, non-stop chatter, conspiracy theories, threats and/or hopefullness of death and violence, virulent anti-American dogma, and especially, obscenities.

Please Stop Calling Edwards The Former Senator From NC

I'm begging people. It is frickin' embarrasing Edwards aide David Ginsberg confirmed that the former North Carolina senator had not raised his hand in response to Brian Williams' question,"Do you believe there is such a thing as a global war on terror?" He also noted that Edwards elaborated later in the debate. "I believe — […]

There Is No Al Qaeda In Iraq

Now, repeat that three times, and throw in a "they are only there because we are there" BAGHDAD (AP) — U.S. forces detained 17 suspected insurgents in raids targeting al-Qaida in Iraq on Saturday, the military said, a day after the Pentagon announced the capture of one of the terror network's most senior and experienced […]

Top Al Qaeda Moved To G’itmo, Looking Forward To 3 Squares

How soon will the moonbats start to complain about this A senior al Qaeda commander, accused in an assassination plot against Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf and in attacks in Afghanistan, has been detained by U.S. authorities and transferred to the military prison at U.S. Naval Base Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, the Pentagon said yesterday.  Abdul al […]

Pirate's Cove