Ye Ogre has tagged me with the "If I could be…." meme. Hah! I like memes. Let’s get to it, shall we? I will have have the rules and who I tag at in the "read more" section.
If I could be a scientist, I would invent a super battery that could be used to power anything cheaply, and then gouge the hell out of the world. Bwahahahahaha!
If I could be a lawyer, I would find a way to sue the crap out of every NC Congress Critter for failure to do their jobs, some way, some how. Then I would dance on their bones.
If I could be a professor, I would teach (get it?) all the youngsters that Liberalism is evil, and that they should try thinking for themselves. Then teach them about tequila. No salt, no lime. Tequila with salt and lime is weak.
If I could be an innkeeper, does the movie Motel Hell ring a bell?
If I could be an athlete, I would spend every day surfing at spots all around the world, seeing the pretty senoritas in their pirate thongs, partying every night.
So here’s how it works. Immediately following there is a list of 18 19 different occupations. You must select at least 5 of them (feel free to select more). You may add more if you like to your list before you pass it on (after you select 5 of the items as it was passed to you). Each one begins with "If I could be…" Of the 5 you selected, you are to finish each phrase with what you would do as a member of that profession.
For example, if the selected occupation was "pirate" you might take the phrase "If I could be a pirate…" and add to it "I would sail the 7 Seas, dating lasses from around the worlde." See how easy that is? Here’s the list:
If I could be a scientist…
If I could be a farmer…
If I could be a musician…
If I could be a doctor…
If I could be a painter…
If I could be a gardener…
If I could be a missionary…
If I could be a chef…
If I could be an architect…
If I could be a linguist…
If I could be a psychologist…
If I could be a librarian…
If I could be an athlete…
If I could be a lawyer…
If I could be an innkeeper…
If I could be a professor…
If I could be a writer…
If I could be a llama-rider…
If I could be a bonnie pirate…
So who do I tag? Hmm. I have used the randomization method, and come up with Jeremy at his new Warmonger digs, Jody would surely like to steal this meme, and my SF Giant buddy moehawk of Oystersnout.
Update: Jeremy has done his. Jody has hers up. Kris at Dummocrats has joined in as well. I like people that take charge. I also apologize for not blogrolling Dummocrats, thought I had. Fixed.
More: Oystersnout has his up.
