Category Archives: Film

Friday The 13th: The Review

Chilled out, went and saw the new Friday the 13th today. Excellent! Well worth seeing in the theater.
Had to be the longest opening scene in film history. Went on for about 20 minutes before the title was shown. Good body count, just the right amount of blood and gore, meaning, they didn’t go for the [...]

Top 6 Most Annoying Characters Who Needed To Be Sacrificed

Preferably in a horrible way. Snuffed. Capped. Sacrificed for the greater good. These are from movies (or parts of movies) I have actually seen
1. Jar Jar Binks. I don’t really need to explain, do I? Actually, it was George Lucas who needed to be sacrificed, but, he wasn’t an actual character in the movie. Anyhow, Jar [...]

Majel Barrett Roddenberry, Dead at 76

Majel Barrett Roddenberry, the widow of “Star Trek” creator Gene Roddenberry and an actress whose longtime association with the “Star Trek” franchise included playing Nurse Christine Chapel in the original series, died early Thursday morning. She was 76.
When it comes down to it, she was one of the most intregal people in the whole Star [...]

Best Movie Vampires

Eh, got a wild hair after reading this post by Frank J. So, top 10 of my favorite vampires, in no particular order

Selene (Kate Beckinsale) in Underworld. Who wouldn’t want to be bitten and enslaved by her?
The original Nosferatu (the original)
Dracula (Bela Lugosi)
Dracula (Frank Langella)
Kurt Barlow, the vampire from Salem’s Lot
Dracula in Van Helsing (sue [...]

Mischief Night Vid: Fraidy Cat

An American Carol – The Review

I’m going to have to disagree with the Yahoo Movies users rating, and, simply give it an “Eh.”
While it certainly started out well, making fun of Jihadist names, with some good old David Zucker slapstick, it went downhill from there to complete predictability and telling me stuff I already know, without being very entertaining. Nothing [...]

The Dark Night: The Review

I know there have been some folks out there who have said The Dark Night was not that good, but, like the critics at Yahoo Movies, I have to give it an A-. Excellent movie, well worth the price of admission.
Heath Ledger was truly outstanding as The Joker. Initially, the character seemed a little tepid, but, [...]

Hellboy II: The Review

I was really looking forward to seeing Hellboy II, thought the first one was great. Couldn’t play golf this afternoon because of the coming storms, so, went to the theatre.
Started out great. Then, unfortunately, got rather sappy. Wait for it on DVD.

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Muppets Get All Big Oil Jiggy

Sigh
Apparently their Muppet film is going to be incredibly old fashioned, with the familiar Muppet characters putting on a show to save an old theater (the theater from The Muppet Show?). The danger? An evil character wants to tear the place down to get at the oil underneath. It’s sort of current!
Gee, I wonder how [...]

Even The Washington Post Notices That Anti-Iraq/WoT Films Suck

It’s been said so many times, but, during WWII, filmmakers were actually rooting for America to win. Now, they release films and put snarky commentary into TV shows to root for America’s defeat, and highlight how mean and bad and at fault we are (Washington Post)
After five years of conflict in Iraq, Hollywood seems to [...]

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