Category Archives: Film

Will The Odyssey Bomb Or Make Money?

This is a movie that, as many have noted, is full of massive red flags. Like, you can see the rip tides. There are shark fins and giant, ugly jellyfish in view This Odyssey is an abomination . "I defy the Gods"? Really?DeeTroyt HelenDaddy?Where are the spears?Armour fuckedLanguage is shitNo Greeks?Viking ship?Gods look unGodlyComplete misunderstanding […]

Looks Like They’ve Now Destroyed Robin Hood

Movie makers wonder why no one wants to spend lots of money at the movies, then we get something like this Love to have been in the room when they pitched this: "Hey, we want to make a movie about Robin Hood, but, we're going to make it miserable and depressing" "Oh, sure, here's (up […]

Ouch: Even Rolling Stone Says The Mandalorian And Grogu Is Mid

When you’ve lost Rolling Stone, which has pretty much come out for every far left thing, that’s’ not good It's not just that 'The Mandalorian and Grogu' turns a promising TV show into a mediocre movie. It makes you feel like the I.P. is now creatively D.O.A. https://t.co/kMK8mBDI3w — Rolling Stone (@RollingStone) May 25, 2026 […]

Actors For Movie “Thrash” Get Rude Awakening On Climate Doom Or Something

Whelp, I had been interested in the movie. Sharks sharking on people? Great! I knew there had to be some mention of climate doom, like in the really good Under Paris, but, will Thrash go Full Cult? Netflix’s ‘Thrash’ Cast Had A ‘Rude Awakening’ To Climate Change Fears Because Of Film Thrash is here to […]

Almost 1/3rd Of Oscars Movies Mentioned Climate Doom or Something

You know, all those movies that few watched Close to a third of Oscar-nominated movies this year referenced climate change Climate change may be one of the greatest existential crises facing humanity, but to what degree does it permeate movie storytelling? A new study by consultancy Good Energy has sought to find out, by exploring […]

Netflix Wants The Plot Of Movies Repeated Multiple Times Now

It’s a shame Netflix, and the others, want to make movies for the lamest constituency Matt Damon claims Netflix wants movies to repeat plots in scenes because ‘people are on their phones’ Actor Matt Damon claimed that Netflix requests that its films reiterate the plot “three or four times” in scenes to accommodate viewers on […]

Quick Reaction: Jurassic World Rebirth

I was given a $40 gift card for Regal theaters for my birthday, and, they didn’t have 28 Years Later at a convenient time, so I went to see Jurassic World Rebirth, went for the 3D version, which has nice reclining seats. Would I pay $17.95 for a 230pm showing (which had 25 minutes of […]

Cult: Disney’s Snow Woke Had A Huge Carbon Footprint

This is the type of thing only a member of a doomsday cult would care about, would even think about finding out, and then writing about it. But, it makes good blog material for those of us who laugh at the cult, like Green Jihad, where I first saw this Disney’s Snow White had higher […]

Amazon To Remake A Few Stephen King Movies For Some Reason

If they were going to remake something, how about the horrible Dark Tower? Hollywood is kinda out of ideas Netflix horror master moving to Amazon for new classic Stephen King adaptation Popular horror filmmaker Mike Flanagan, best known for his creation of several thrilling Netflix mini dramas and movies, has reportedly inked a deal with […]

Random Non-Political Thoughts

So, McDonald’s now his it’s own $5 meal, with a small drink, small fries, 4 piece nuggets, and either a McDouble or McChicken. But, how does this stack up to the Wendy’s meals? To get the same for the burger you need to get the $6 biggie bag. Fries: when they’re done right, McDonald’s is […]

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