Category Archives: AGW Scaremongering

Doom: Tropical Forests Losing Ability To Absorb “Carbon”

A doomsday cult always has to keep trotting out doom to keep themselves going. And the nature of that doom always grows. And using proper scientific terms isn’t necessary Tropical forests losing their ability to absorb carbon, study finds Tropical forests are taking up less carbon dioxide from the air, reducing their ability to act […]

Everybody Panic: Half The World’s Beaches May Possibly Perchance Disappear

Hey, good news, this is rather a new one from the Cult of Climastrology, at least in positioning it this way. But, hey, like any doomsday cult, the CoC has to continuously find new points of Doom to keep the fear going Beach bummer: Half of world’s sandy coastlines may vanish this century Half the […]

Hotcoldwetdry Is Making The Kids Angry Or Something

Perhaps someone should explain to them how much government is controlling their lives and will be taking out of their paychecks. And then how much more government will be controlling their lives and taking from their paychecks if the policies they advocate for are passed. That’s, if they can find a job thanks to the […]

The Next Recession Will Be Due To You Driving A Fossil Fueled Vehicle And Having A Burger

Now, if you had a cheeseburger, that would cause a depression The Next Economic Recession Will Likely Come From Climate Crisis American companies are ignoring the risks of climate change at their own peril, according to a researcher warning that extreme weather caused by the climate crisis could result in a devastating economic recession. Financial […]

Your Fault: Climate Crisis Could Be Catastrophic National Security Threat

Because wars and stuff never happened before fossil fueled vehicles, coal heating, and you eating a delicious burger Climate change could be a ‘catastrophic’ national security threat, report warns Climate change could turn into a “catastrophic” threat to national and global security in the coming decades, warns a new report released Monday. “Even at scenarios […]

Doom Today: ‘Climate Change’ Is Coming For Your Garden

Hey, a doomsday cult always has to come up with new things that are doomed, right? The climate crisis is coming for your lovely English garden Daffodils flowering before Christmas. Roses still in bloom in January. Grapes flourishing in the home counties. Across the UK, the changing climate is upending gardening calendars. But while milder […]

Who’s Up For Some Omnicide With Our ‘Climate Change’ (scam)?

This is one I’ve seen cropping up on climate Twitter, and now we have From Climate Change to Omnicide As this decade dawns, we are confronted with the reality of climate crisis—both in the image of uncontainable fires raging across the Australian bush, and in the voices of young people speaking truth to power and […]

Your Fault: Hotcoldwetdry To Kill Off All Corals By 2100, So Stop Focusing On Pollution

Apparently, the Doomsday Cult of Climastrology is back to pimping doom for all corals, because their apocalyptic ideas are never shelved for long Climate change could kill all of Earth’s coral reefs by 2100, scientists warn Climate change could destroy almost all of Earth’s coral reef habitats by 2100, according to new research. About 70-90% […]

United Nations: Tiny Increase In Global Temps Threatens Future Of All Children Or Something

There’s not a big United Nations Hotcoldwetdry meeting coming up, is there? The U.N. usually reserves this kind of fear-mongering for the month before the Conference On The Parties working vacations in December Climate change threatens future of all children: UN report The future of every single child in the world is at risk as […]

Say, What’s The Worst Case Scenario For Climate Doom In 2050?

Another day, another prognostication of climate doom. This one is meant to sell a book by Christiana Figueres, who’s a massive Warmist and served as the Executive Secretary of the UN Framework Convention on Climate Change. Even Warmists like Michael Mann avoid these doomy prognostications, but, they are in the minority ‘The only uncertainty is […]

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