Category Archives: AGW Idiocy

US To Waste $12 Million A Year (More) On UN Climate Change Initiative

Obviously, this has the intent of “Doing Something” to limit anthropogenic global climate something or other (Washington Post) With global efforts to reduce carbon dioxide emissions stalled, the United States and five other countries are starting a new program to cut other pollutants — including methane, soot and hydrofluorocarbons — that contribute to global warming. […]

Here We Go: Valentine’s Day Could Be Destroyed By “Climate Change”

Warmists just can’t help themselves (Chicago Tribune) Let’s face it, climate change is incredibly un-sexy. We don’t care how many nude protesters are involved. But it’s about to get worse. A new mini-report from the environmental group Climate Nexus points out that climate change is poised to wreck Valentine’s Day, or at least change it […]

Everyone Needs Free* Birth Control To Stop….Climate Change!

Come on, when this whole contraception fiasco with the Catholic Church (fiasco for Obama) started, you knew in your heart of hearts that some Lefty would tie it in to globull warming, right? Just like most holidays (I blew off any mention of “green” initiatives for the Super Bowl), it seems that the Warmists have […]

Greeniepig Learns It’s Not Easy Walking The Talk

Would you be surprised that every time a Warmist tries to live the carbon neutral life, they come up way short? The Greeniepig finds out that life is hard (Grist) My personal carbon offset plan has bogged down with a serious case of the Couldas. For those of you just joining us, I’ve been on […]

Let’s Save Gaia By Killing Deserts With Solar Power

It’s the Liberal Law Of Unintended Consequences (LA Times) Construction cranes rise like storks 40 stories above the Mojave Desert. In their midst, the “power tower” emerges, wrapped in scaffolding and looking like a multistage rocket. Clustered nearby are hangar-sized assembly buildings, looming berms of sand and a chain mail of fencing that will enclose […]

Oh Noes: Globull Warming Harms Baby Seals, Makes Them Break Into Homes

Who couldn’t love an animal like this? Isn’t he cute? Don’t you just want to hug him and kiss him and take him home where you can make Seal Flipper Pie or Seal Meat Hash? Well, sucks to be you, because baby harp seals are apparently being killed off by globull warming Climate change spares […]

Washington Post: It’s Like Totally Dangerous That Obama Doesn’t Talk About Climate Change Thay Much

No, seriously, that’s the headline A dangerous shift in Obama’s ‘climate change’ rhetoric Perhaps Obama’s just tired of discussing the weather President Obama’s State of the Union address Tuesday was a prime example of this shift. The president said “climate change” just once —compared with zero mentions in the 2011 address and two in 2010. […]

Climate Change (Hoax) Now Blamed For Cambodian Sex Trade

Here again we come to one of my original and main problems with how the Warmists push their cult: they take a real world problem and link it to a fake problem, which causes people to do a full eye and head roll. Case in point (Green Answers) Cambodia, an exotic land filled with bright […]

Donna Edwards (D-Maryland) To Take Polar Bear Plunge For Climate Change Hoax

Shockingly, DelmarvaNow! fails to mention Donna is a Democrat. I guess they don’t want people to think Democrats are complete idiots Maryland congresswoman Donna Edwards plans to plunge into the chilly waters of the Potomac River to urge the U.S. Congress to take action to deal with climate change. Edwards spokesman Dan Weber says Edwards […]

Here We Go Again: Globull Warming To Create More Snow

This time it’s the Financial Times making this absurd pronouncement (via Real Science) This winter is turning out mild over the mid-latitudes of Europe and north America but we should not feel complacent. The severe cold experienced in 2009/10 and 2010/11 could turn out to be a feature of northern hemisphere winters over the next […]

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