Category Archives: Unhinged Tools

Miss Universe Was Possibly The Most Woke Ever!

December 17, 2018 – 10:30 am

You know, the show you no longer bother with because it no longer makes any sense 50 Shades of Gray: Was this really the most woke Miss Universe Pageant? It was designed as a post-#MeToo pageant, from its all-inclusiveness to its message of body positivity—delivered by plus-size model, and one of the three pageant hosts, […]

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NY Times: Say, Would Human Extinction Be Such A Bad Thing Or Something

December 17, 2018 – 8:06 am

Why, yes, this is all about ‘climate change’ and extreme environmentalism. Consider that this is being discussed via the very modern trappings that they want to wipe us out over. This opinion piece is by Todd May, a professor of philosophy at Clemson University and a philosophical adviser for the television show, “The Good Place” […]

By William Teach Also posted in AGW Idiocy, Global Warming 7 Comments

Who’s Up For The Reindeer Monologues?

December 7, 2018 – 10:25 am

If you saw the last two words and thought “Vagina Monologues”, you’d be pretty close. I’d ask them to do the Mohammed Monologues, but, even these religion haters know better than to say something which will get them credible death threats Review: ‘Reindeer Monologues’ uses Christmas to create provocative critique “The Eight: Reindeer Monologues,” which […]

By William Teach Also posted in Christmas, Holidays 2 Comments

Principal Suspended For Banning Most Things Christmas

December 6, 2018 – 3:39 pm

The diversity, tolerance, inclusivity, and multiculturalism crowd sure isn’t very tolerant or inclusive when it comes to certain things (KETV) The principal of Manchester Elementary in Elkhorn is on administrative leave after sending a directive to staff to ban certain religious Christmas decorations in the classrooms. District spokesperson Kara Perchal said Jennifer Sinclair is a […]

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This Will Totally Convince You To Pay A Carbon Tax

December 5, 2018 – 6:36 pm

RT if you’re this extra about saving our planet (we only have one ????). Video by Pattie Gonia (Instagram). @LanceBass pic.twitter.com/c7aSgKwXjY — Enviro. Media Assoc. (@green4EMA) December 5, 2018 What in the ever living f*** did I just watch? — William Teach2 ??????? #refuseresist (@WTeach2) December 5, 2018 Ready to pay that tax and give […]

By William Teach Also posted in Global Warming 11 Comments

Never Go Full Slate: Lunatic Takes Shots At Bush 41’s Service Dog

December 4, 2018 – 6:44 am

It must take a lot of energy to be this Angry and Deranged. Remember this cute and touching picture from 2 days ago Mission complete. #Remembering41 pic.twitter.com/rXdyXAS4lk — Jim McGrath (@jgm41) December 3, 2018 Remember when Slate was reliably right leaning, but then decided to take on the role of the collapsing Salon? (Daily Caller) […]

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Unhinged Leftists Notice Problems With Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer

November 29, 2018 – 3:09 pm

Remember the days when most of the stupid thoughts you had in your head stayed in there? Things that were so dumb that you didn’t want to tell your significant other, your kids, or your friends? Heck, even your bartender would give you that Look. This is slightly better than when they said that the […]

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British ‘Climate Change’ Protesters Are “Rebelling On Behalf Of Life Itself” Or Something

November 26, 2018 – 7:06 am

You’ve heard about the protests in France, where citizens are unhappy that the Macron government is implementing the very taxes on fossil fuels that Warmists thought would hit Other People, not themselves. But, there are also protests in London, which I mentioned previously in regards to gluing their hands to doors Britain’s climate protests: ‘We […]

By William Teach Also posted in AGW Idiocy, Global Warming 1 Comment

SDS: Busy Phillips Claims To Have Given Sarah Sanders Dirty Look At Disney

November 25, 2018 – 7:34 pm

If we’re discussing #TrumpDerangementSyndrome, it pretty much applies to people going full on Moonbat to anything Trump related. Usually, we can apply this to Sarah Sanders, since she is his press secretary, and utterly drives liberals nuts. But, this bit of insanity is enough to bring out #SandersDerangementSyndrome on its own Busy Philipps gives Sarah […]

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Hottest Take Ever: Beauty Magazine Explains How To Implement An Almost Total Ban On Private Ownership Of Firearms

November 22, 2018 – 8:31 am

Everyone goes to Harper’s Bazaar, a magazine primarily about fashion, beauty, celebrity, culture, and food and travel, for diatribes about gun bans, right? But, remember, no one is advocating taking away your guns How We Can Stop Mass Shootings in America Australia’s national gun buyback and gun registry worked. It can work for us, too. […]

By William Teach Also posted in 2nd Amendment 64 Comments
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