NY Times Pimps Mating With Short People To Stop Climate Doom

It’s always something with these cultists

Mating with ‘shorter people’ is a ‘step toward a greener planet’ since smaller individuals are ‘inherent conservationists,’ New York Times op-ed claims

A New York Times guest opinion column published on Sunday claimed that mating with “shorter people” is a “step toward a greener planet” since smaller individuals are “inherent conservationists.”

The essay by writer Mara Altman, titled “There Has Never Been a Better Time to Be Short,” argued that people of shorter stature live longer and are “better” for the planet because they use fewer resources.

“The short are also inherent conservationists, which is more crucial than ever in this world of eight billion,” the article stated.

Altman’s essay referenced a study by Thomas Samaras, “the Godfather of Shrink Think,” which found that if Americans were 10% shorter, it would “save 87 million tons of food per year (not to mention trillions of gallons of water, quadrillions of B.T.U.s of energy and millions of tons of trash).”

“Short people don’t just save resources, but as resources become scarcer because of the earth’s growing population and global warming, they may also be best suited for long-term survival (and not just because more of us will be able to jam into spaceships when we are forced off this planet we wrecked),” the essay continued.

According to the piece, single people should prioritize finding shorter partners.

Watching climate cultists is like watching Today’s Hit Artists!!!, ones like Miley Cyrus, Lady Gaga, Madonna, etc, who continuously had to do wilder and wilder things to top what they did to keep in the public eye, rather than putting out good music. Warmists just have to keep pushing the insane, rather than think in Science.

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6 Responses to “NY Times Pimps Mating With Short People To Stop Climate Doom”

  1. ruralcounsel says:

    Perhaps the entire staff at the NYT should disclose their height and weight, as well as that of their significant others. Transparency for journalistic integrity.

  2. Elwood P. Dowd says:

    It takes so little to upset conservative snowflakes these days…

    If Mr Teach read the entire article (There Has Never Been a Better Time to Be Short) he would have noted that Blaze Media took a paragraph out of the article and pimped it as if it was about shortness and global warming. It wasn’t.

    The 5 foot tall Mara Altman is a humorist, but as discussed before hyperalert conservatives are humor impaired.

    About her book Gross Anatomy: Dispatches from the Front (and Back):

    Mara Altman’s volatile and apprehensive relationship with her body has led her to wonder about a lot of stuff over the years. Like, who decided that women shouldn’t have body hair? And how sweaty is too sweaty? Also, why is breast cleavage sexy but camel toe revolting?

  3. Dana says:

    Short people got no reason
    Short people got no reason
    Short people got no reason
    To live

    They got little hands
    And little eyes
    And they walk around
    Tellin’ great big lies
    They got little noses
    And tiny little teeth
    They wear platform shoes
    On their nasty little feet

    Well, I don’t want no short people
    Don’t want no short people
    Don’t want no short people
    ‘Round here

    I’m 6’2″ tall, but I reproduced with a 5’0″ woman. One daughter 5’9″ tall, second daughter 5’5″.

  4. Elwood P. Dowd says:

    The bridge from Mr Newman’s song:

    Short people are just the same
    As you and I
    All men are brothers
    Until the day they die

    But they’re not the just the same!

    https://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2015/05/the-financial-perks-of-being-tall/393518/

    • CarolAnn says:

      But they’re not the just the same!

      Of course they’re not the same. Other than twins no two people ae the same. That’s the problem with you commies you want to make everyone equal. We are individuals not manufactured robots.

  5. Facts Matter says:

    are “better” for the planet because they use fewer resources.

    And of course the real purpose of the AGW HOAX. To depopulate the earth. It is why the left is religiously obsessed with killing Ukrainians and Russians these days. Get rid of people. Covid was a godsend for them. Hide in your houses and use LESS stuff.

    1984 is getting more real by the day. We fight so many wars now we can’t keep up with who the good guys are anymore. Who our allies are and who to trust…. If you haven’t read 1984 that is a strong running theme of the book. Constantly rewriting history to convince the sheeple the current war is a…………

    JUST WAR.

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