Climate Cultists Now Have The Perfect Gift For Their Climate Denying Uncle Or Something

Warmists sure seem to care what their uncle thinks, eh?

Patagonia has the perfect gift for your uncle who doesn’t believe in climate change

In 2011, Patagonia took an almost unprecedented stand against Black Friday with its now infamous “Don’t Buy This Jacket” ad. Now, as the annual chaos around Black Friday ensues, not only does Patagonia not want you to shop at its stores but the company is actually willing to pay you not to.

Well, sort of.

Starting today, and running until December 31, the brand is matching donations to grassroots environmental organizations through its Action Works platform. The holidays are a time when families get together to eat, drink, be merry—and likely argue about politics. Every gathering has a climate-change denier (or at least a contrarian), so maybe instead of yelling at them about the planet, this provides an opportunity to take the high road. Uncle Pete from Brooklyn doesn’t think we’re in a climate emergency? Now you can donate to The River Project on his behalf. Aunt Sharon from Chicago doesn’t see what all the fuss is about? Put her name on a donation to the Environmental Law and Policy Center.

Or, Patagonia could recommend that little climate cultists practice what they preach, give up their smartphones, live in tiny off the grid homes, grow their own food, etc. And Patagonia could stop shipping their products, much of which surely comes from China. Heck, they should just close shop to save the climate.

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4 Responses to “Climate Cultists Now Have The Perfect Gift For Their Climate Denying Uncle Or Something”

  1. ST says:

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  2. Chumpchange says:

    Steady snowfall in Southern California.

    Snow is great for skiing but not for walking

    Snow falls in Sonora California.

    California blanketed with snow.

    I get it its climate change. The worlds warming up so much its snowing in California.

    Average snowfall in Southern California is::ZERO

    I think this has to be global warming I mean If it gets really hot that means it will snow right?

    • Elwood P. Dowd says:

      Wow. The Earth is warming, yet snow falls in places where it usually doesn’t! How could that possibly happen?

      • formwiz says:

        Yes, everything is warmer, but it’s cold.

        How could that possibly happen?

        If you looked at a map, you’d see Sonora is in the Gold Rush country, up in the mountains, so snow is hardly a new phenomenon.

        Chump was playing you for one and you fell for it.

        Nicely done.

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