Hotcoldwetdry Will Totally Make Spiders Super Giant

If you remember way, way, way back days of history, we were told that “climate change” would decimate the spider population. Eleven long, long, long days later we learn

The scariest thing about global warming? Giant, super-fast spiders
New research suggests that climate change could make spiders not only more numerous but larger and faster on their feet

Forget floods, droughts, sea-level rise and even the melting polar ice caps. Here’s a really compelling reason to worry about global warming. Spiders.

Research has already suggested that there will be more of them – and they will grow bigger – as temperatures rise. Now a new study, published in the journal Experimental Biology, has concluded that they are likely to be able to run faster and therefore, be harder to catch.

I think Warmists have been watching way, way too many 1950’s monster movies.

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6 Responses to “Hotcoldwetdry Will Totally Make Spiders Super Giant”

  1. john says:

    ? I just didn’t see a lot of fear in that article Teach
    But if you are looking for REAL FEAR just look at the many climate truthers who are all wrapped up in The End of Times They often see extreme weather events as being not caused by climate change but instead say it is GOD’s Punishment and that FORNICATION and GAY MARRIAGE are wha’t is causing extreme weather events
    They suggest prayer is what we need, not carbon reduction

  2. Kevin says:

    There might be a thread of truth in this one. Have you ever seen a spider right after it hatches? They’re tiny. But give them a few weeks in the warmth, and suddenly they become much larger. I can’t explain it. It must be CO2’s fault. Damn you, global warming!

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  4. jl says:

    Add one more to the failed list of predictions.

  5. Katy Anders says:

    I sure hope that’s true. I have tarantulas, and it would really enrich my life to have more, and have them get bigger.

    The “run faster” thing is great, too, because right now, they are sort of like pet rocks. If they turn around in a 24-hour period, then they’ve had an exciting day.

    It would totally be worth living under water after the ice caps melt to get some cool new spiders.

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