British Man Uses Good Old Southern Expression, Hilarity Ensuses. Spider Not Impressed

“Hey, y’all. Watch this!”

The 28 year-old suffered severe burns after attacking the arachnid with an aerosol can at his home in Clacton in Essex.

He suffered flash burns to his head, legs and torso and was rushed by ambulance to hospital after dousing himself in cold water.

The blast was so strong it blew the man off his feet and lifted the loft door off its hinges.

However he was unable to see whether it was dead because the bulb in the bathroom light had blown. At this point he turned to a cigarette lighter to illuminate the room, but in the process ignited the gas fumes and caused an explosion.

The man was summoned by his wife to deal with a spider she had seen scuttling behind the lavatory on Bank Holiday Monday. Not being able to reach it, the man decided to kill it by spraying it with the can.

Dude, I hope you’re going to be alright. Fortunately, you won’t be included in this years Darwin Awards.

A spokesman added: “We’re not entirely sure whether the spider got away or not but there was no sign of it at the scene.”

British humor. Gotta love it.

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6 Responses to “British Man Uses Good Old Southern Expression, Hilarity Ensuses. Spider Not Impressed”

  1. captainfish says:

    And the picture has to do with the story how????

    Or, was this just another opportunity for you to post up a skinny good looking chick in tight tights showing off her ass-ets?

  2. captainfish says:

    sure, sure. Now you going to tell me that the pro-MLK rally held by Sharpton was racist and that the anti-American Beck rally participants left the area cleaner than they found it? HA Almost had me fooled.

  3. captainfish says:

    Oh, no, now don’t go putting words in my mouth!!
    I didn’t say that at all.
    Hey, you didn’t say anything about my….. umm..”graphic” on my post. Down near the bottom…

  4. captainfish says:

    oh, forgot to put in a whole bunch of
    and

    and
    and

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